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A cover-up word for cunt or cock. Used when inappropriate language cannot be used, and is replaced by cark.
"I had sex with your girlfriend!"

"Your such a cark!"

by amyaniamaddy March 23, 2009
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To hit something or someone bluntly, especially in the head. It's derived from the sound made when a blunt object hits someone in the head.
Don't steal my chips or I'll cark you with my chemistry book.
by Rodney Skinner July 26, 2011
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Cock or shlong, the male reproductive organ.
That hit my cark, Thou ruttish hasty-witted baggage, wtf ya do that for?
by J-rod December 19, 2004
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derogatory use of the male sex gland.

most commonly phrased by Dodgi Andi circa. 2005

"Morag, that old dog used to love the cark..."
by cinimod July 14, 2006
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The unofficial abbreviation for Caramilk. For fun, it can also be abbreviated C.A.R.K.U.S. for Caramilk United States.
It would be sick to eat a Carkus, but a C.A.R.K.U.S is great!
by Trav1085 November 02, 2006
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