Carkers

Is a combination of being starkers naked and carking out due to excessive alcohol consumption. Usually when one is carkers, they are found lying naked starfish or similar compromising position which could be extremely detrimental to your facebook profile

I was gunna give the misses a good seeing to, but see was carkers.

Carkers by Tamatk03 December 9, 2013

Shit Carters Hat 

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.

"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

Shit Carters Hat by Wasim Ranamadruta August 31, 2012

Health Careers High School 

The closest thing that you will reach to hell on earth

Health Careers High School makes the rest of life seem like cake

Health Careers High School by halls freeman April 23, 2007

Careers Calendar 

The replacement for bad spreadsheets and sub-par software. A place to organise one's events, track them and gain feedback from your students. Saves you time so you can binge Netflix at work or spend more time giving better guidance to your students.

The Careers Calendar helps schools plan their career events and organisations to engage with the right students at the right time.

Careers Calendar by notcareerscalendar August 16, 2019

Carters Taint Bruv

Very smelly and also known as unwashed

Damn his Carters Taint Bruv is out of this world as In smell

Carters Taint Bruv by Bruvvvvv6996 March 9, 2019

carversexual 

Being in love with the Twins Charlie and Max Carver.

Me : I love the Carver Twins!
My friend : Yeah, that's called being carversexual !

carversexual by meliaholloway February 6, 2021

Crotch Cankers 

Sores around the genitals or the anus. Generally, reflective of a filthy, disease ridden individual and of the STD variety. However, may apply to non-STD sores like a good old fashioned fuckburn sore or other skin irritation.

Dude I couldn’t get out of the hotel room fast enough after that dirty whore dropped her panties and revealed a gold mine of crotch cankers.

She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.

I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.

Crotch Cankers by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018