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Cautiously Pessimistic 

An increasingly relevant wordplay on the cliché "cautiously optimistic". As the world continues in free fall, its much more realistic to expect negative outcomes. Therefore, its much more pragmatic to maintain a cautiously pessimistic demeanor, rather than a cautiously optimistic one.
My cat is always cautiously pessimistic when inspecting anything new that I bring into the house.

caserous 

A relationship that blends aspects of a casual relationship (no strings, random physical interactions) and a serious relationship (dedicated partner, formal exchanges like "I love you," etc). A caserous relationship often begins when two people want a serious relationship, but aren't ready to mentally acknowledge it.
"Linda and I are in a rather caserous relationship"
caserous by endlessmonkeys November 2, 2009

cautious carol 

One who,in a videogame or real life, tends to move around and do nothing to help anyone... A person cautious about everything they do and is a better distraction than anything. This is usually caused by a lack of skill or just being a really big pussy.
"Damn it, Hes being a cautious carol again,hes not doing shit except hiding."

*friend* " Its better than the guy on my team giving the other team kills, hes a negative nathan"
cautious carol by Mrredandblack August 19, 2009

Cautiously Optimistic 

Patrick coined the phrase cautiously optimistic while dreaming of winning the lotto

Constrousal 

A constant arousal , this can be a disease and a blessing. Constantly being turned on. Eg funerals , meeting yours partners parents
“The constrousal hit hard today
Constrousal by Amberkeogh1 December 16, 2022

Cautious racism 

When a member of a race behaves cautiously around a member or members of another race in an attempt to avoid any form of racial or cultural disagreements,usually resulting in a series of ackward exchanges.
John:Why don't you ride home from practice with coach smith any more.

Eric:Because he always turns the radio station from country to rap and starts speaking in slang ever time.

John:Cautious Racism is a bitch.