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castrosa 

a narcissistic self-centered mexican girl. usually come in one of 3 variants, seperated by their likes.

1. corridos, reggeaton and street life.
2. k-pop, and simping for korean boys.
3. touch markers, and drawing.

they share lots of traits similar to the american white girl, which include:

yelling a lot, hitting people and being rude for no reason, as well as always complaining about their boyfriend. the third only applies to first and second variant.

the following examples are written in the mexican vocabulary, for easier showing and use, as 'castrosa' is a word in mexican.
callate castrosa
wey esa morra es bien castrosa
castrosa by haruk April 11, 2024
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Castronaut 

An individual whose sole reason for visiting Cuba is to experience life on this lovely island while Fidel Castro is still in power.
Did you hear how much my cousin paid to visit Cuba?

I know... I know... that freakin' Castronaut still owes me 40 bucks. He tried to pay me with some shit-stained Cohibas!

He probably smuggled them in his poop shoot.

Wouldn't be the first time.
Castronaut by LaRobaNacas January 20, 2008
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castroso 

Se utiliza para definir a una persona que es densa e insoportable en algunas ocasiones.

O para alguna persona que se queja todo el tiempo.
Ej: ¡Que castroso/a sos!

- Uy, ¡que castroso/a!

- Sos un/a castroso/a
castroso by melii 2021 November 24, 2021

Castronaut 

Inhabitant of the greatest co-op house the Berkeley Student Cooperative has ever seen, Andres Castro Arms. Those who have struck the perfect balance between having a beautiful house and engaging in all-out pirate insanity.
Davisaur: Who just pranked Davis house?

Castronaut: No idea, must have been Wolf! (with excellent poker face)

~~some moments later~~

Castronaut 1: Good job pranking Davis with us last night, man.

Castronaut 2: You too man. Let's head to The Loth and sauna it up.
Castronaut by golden130 March 29, 2011

Castroman 

Is a super flying soccer kick.
Cuauhtemoc Blanco did a castroman to Ronaldinho.
Castroman by XXX7 April 9, 2008

castrosphere

It's like a comosmosphere but for castration.
My family decided to take a vacation from the farm and go to the castrosphere so we could learn how to properly casterate our livestock.
castrosphere by theboss452 June 21, 2010

castroation 

"oh no, ive been castroised!"
*horrible sounds occur*
"I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition."
Castroation: The act of becoming a communist dictator of cuba from 1959-2008.
castroation by User-230 June 2, 2022