Skip to main content

castrosa 

a narcissistic self-centered mexican girl. usually come in one of 3 variants, seperated by their likes.

1. corridos, reggeaton and street life.
2. k-pop, and simping for korean boys.
3. touch markers, and drawing.

they share lots of traits similar to the american white girl, which include:

yelling a lot, hitting people and being rude for no reason, as well as always complaining about their boyfriend. the third only applies to first and second variant.

the following examples are written in the mexican vocabulary, for easier showing and use, as 'castrosa' is a word in mexican.
callate castrosa
wey esa morra es bien castrosa
castrosa by haruk April 11, 2024
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Castronaut 

An individual whose sole reason for visiting Cuba is to experience life on this lovely island while Fidel Castro is still in power.
Did you hear how much my cousin paid to visit Cuba?

I know... I know... that freakin' Castronaut still owes me 40 bucks. He tried to pay me with some shit-stained Cohibas!

He probably smuggled them in his poop shoot.

Wouldn't be the first time.
Castronaut by LaRobaNacas January 20, 2008

castroso 

Se utiliza para definir a una persona que es densa e insoportable en algunas ocasiones.

O para alguna persona que se queja todo el tiempo.
Ej: ¡Que castroso/a sos!

- Uy, ¡que castroso/a!

- Sos un/a castroso/a
castroso by melii 2021 November 24, 2021

Castronaut 

Inhabitant of the greatest co-op house the Berkeley Student Cooperative has ever seen, Andres Castro Arms. Those who have struck the perfect balance between having a beautiful house and engaging in all-out pirate insanity.
Davisaur: Who just pranked Davis house?

Castronaut: No idea, must have been Wolf! (with excellent poker face)

~~some moments later~~

Castronaut 1: Good job pranking Davis with us last night, man.

Castronaut 2: You too man. Let's head to The Loth and sauna it up.
Castronaut by golden130 March 29, 2011

Castroman 

Is a super flying soccer kick.
Cuauhtemoc Blanco did a castroman to Ronaldinho.
Castroman by XXX7 April 9, 2008

castrosphere

It's like a comosmosphere but for castration.
My family decided to take a vacation from the farm and go to the castrosphere so we could learn how to properly casterate our livestock.
castrosphere by theboss452 June 21, 2010

castroation 

"oh no, ive been castroised!"
*horrible sounds occur*
"I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition."
Castroation: The act of becoming a communist dictator of cuba from 1959-2008.
castroation by User-230 June 2, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
Load more