cattywompis 

cattywompis is something you say just whenever you feel like speaking or starting a conversation.

“hey jack”
“hey aubrey”
-silence-
“CATTYWOMPIS”-jack
“OH YUPP”-aubrey

cattywompis by bobby slay October 4, 2023

Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.

Your bedspread is cattywampus

Cattywampus by Dr. Cattywampus July 9, 2016

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

cattywampus tits by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

Cattywhompus 

Off-kilter, odd, disorderly, not quite right, bizarre.

When I take a shower right before bed, my hair is all cattywhompus when I wake up.

Cattywhompus by J. J. Carroll January 2, 2009

Cattywampus

A uneven or messed up object normally used by the southern states

Hey... Look at Johns new truck the finder on its kinda cattywampus

Cattywampus by Cattywampus human April 13, 2020

cattywumpus 

Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.

Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.

cattywumpus by harry flashman July 4, 2003

cattywompus 

crooked; lopsided or askew.

"That picture frame is cattywompus."

cattywompus by SweetTea56 February 10, 2008