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Disorderly 

This is definitely the best and greatest game on NewGrounds.com. It is a fight-em-to-the-finish kind of game that resembles Double Dragon and Final Fight.
Along with the awesome graphics, gaming style, and sound effects, Disorderly also has extra sideline games that you access by opening a door along the way. The basic objective and theme of this game is to clear out a large number of OLD FOLKS in a nursing home, as they have filled it to the limit and are eating away at profits, thus you are also trying to save your job as an orderly.
The nursing-home based game is really fun, and no doubt the best game on the entire site, thanks to the genious of Tom Fulp the author.
The only actual thing I don't like about it, of course, is that your killing old people, which I definitely wouldn't do in real life. But you MUST play this game!
Disorderly by The Bush Fan December 9, 2004
Words you can keep

Disorderly Conduct 

A vaguely defined charge that any police office can exploit to arrest anyone they want.
The skater was charged with disorderly conduct for possessing a skateboard and refusing to hand it to the police officer.

The man was charged with disorderly conduct for refusing to state his name.
Disorderly Conduct by Gavitron November 20, 2009

Disorderly disorUderly, disorderlY 

Disorderly disorUderly, disorderlY
Disorderly disorUderly, disorderlY

Drumpf and Disorderly 

(Noun) A nickname for the charges one receives when behaving in similar fashion to the 45th President.
Man, Howard got a Drumpf and Disorderly for groping Lisa last week.

Rob Centa Personality Disorder 

A psychological syndrome comprising a mix of narcissism, troubles with social interaction, and sadism. Grandiose, and always ready to cast criticsm as jealousy, Rob Centas undermine institutions and organizations in which they are involved, and dehumanize the people with whom they associate. People usually notice signs when the subject struggles to appear affable in social situations. For example, the social media posts of a person with RCPD often appear to be contrived attempts to appear normal. RCPD is a hypothetical, experimental diagnostic category. RCPD is not found in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV-TR). As a hypothetical syndrome, RCPD could include aspects of narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) as well as traits of autism spectrum disorder (ASD) .
Person 1: Something's off about that guy. He gives me goosebumps.
Person 2: He probably has Rob Centa Personality Disorder.

Amogus Disorder 

Amogus Disorder is a semi-disorder with 7 stages. The disorder revolves around the indie social deduction game among us. The stages are listed below.

Stage 1:
The user is interested in the indie social deduction game Among Us. This is the first step to the inescapeapble disorder.

Stage 2:

The user sees some content and memes of Among Us and laughs at them and enjoys them.

Stage 3:
The user grows tired of Among Us, thinking it's littered with kids and unfunny memes. This stage can also be the stage people stop at, mostly users over the age of 21.

Stage 4:

The user stumbles upon the meme "Amogus". This is the step that really dooms the user and there is no turning back after this step. At first users may think it's unfunny but.....

Stage 5:

If the user thought the meme "Amogus" was unfunny beforehand, they start thinking it's funny, and they think the meme is a good example of how Among Us is littered with small children and incredibly overused, so they laugh at it.

Stage 6:
The user starts unironically using the phrase "Amogus". This stage may vary from spamming the phrase online and saying the phrase in real life and laughing at it. This stage is when the phrase "Amogus" starts corrupting their thinking.

Stage 7:
The user starts seeing the familiarity of real life objects and crewmates from Among Us. The user may spam: "GET OUT OF MY HEAD" during this stage. This is the last stage, and users suffering from this stage are quite common.
"Bro make this stop crewmates are everywhere and I cant unsee this..."
"You have Amogus Disorder."

Posttraumatic Prison Disorder 

A mental illness that can evolve from incarceration due to ongoing humiliation, being forced to follow meaningless directives, frequent and sudden schedule changes and the lack of even the most minimally necessary personal space.
When he couldn’t step into the cramped porta-potty after being released, it hit him that he had likely developed Posttraumatic Prison Disorder.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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