cattelope

A mesh of the word Cat and Antelope - but also used to describe a furry artist on social media that eats drywall and then has a tummyache.

"Did you see that Cattelope post?"
"YEA, apparently they eat drywall?"

by Weewooimadog March 6, 2023

catelope

When two cats in love run away to become mates.

Fluffy and Tiger fell in love and went on to catelope!

by I, Wreckerrr April 21, 2021

Cantelope

The slower, less entusiastic, and overall pessimistic version of the antelope.

Cantelopes can run at three and a quarter yards per hour

by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022

catterole

cooked Cat casserole,it's what Australians eat for Sunday lunch along with kangaroo's.
The cat meat should be boiled alive,skinned,diced and fried with onions and garlic and served with chutney until it is browned
It is highy recommended that the dish be left to simmer for @ least five hours before eating.

Aussie drongo Bloke: g'day mate, youse coming over for Sunday arvo barbie and catterole to watch the Footy?
Pommy bastard:no thank you,i'm vegetarian,wheres the dunny?
drango:ok Figjam Whinging Greenie Bastard,the cook not too happy,but No worries mate,that's Fair dinkum,BYO (Bring Your Own)Sanger and XXXX tinnies.

by mohair September 11, 2007

Cantelope Breath

When your breath smells like pure shit. Almost like rotten cantelopes being eaten out of a fat fucks sweaty ass.

Bobby - "Bro, you have fucking cantelope breath"
Lenny - "fuck off"

by booblips1236 October 29, 2012

cuntelope

Affectionate term for your produce-playmate

After microwaving the melon to the appropriate temperature and drilling a hole to allow for insertion, John enjoyed an evening of passionate conversation with his cuntelope.

by vegen eviserator January 25, 2011

cantolope

cool swagy

u are a cantolope

by binaries January 2, 2015