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cantolope 

u are a cantolope
cantolope by binaries January 2, 2015
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broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place
Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.
broken cantaloupe by Club April 11, 2015

catelope 

When two cats in love run away to become mates.
Fluffy and Tiger fell in love and went on to catelope!
catelope by I, Wreckerrr April 21, 2021

Cantelope 

The slower, less entusiastic, and overall pessimistic version of the antelope.
Cantelopes can run at three and a quarter yards per hour
Cantelope by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022

cantaloupe weenie 

During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.
"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."
cantaloupe weenie by mcslezzy March 6, 2009

Cantalopus 

Extremely round in nature and large; Freakishly large
Shelby has cantalopus pantyloons; Steve-0 has cantalopus balls
Cantalopus by Nutzzz-0 June 16, 2012

Cantopop 

Popular music genre originating in Hong Kong, and became popular in the late 1970s to early 1980s, sung in Cantonese, the major dialect of Southern China, and spoken widely in Overseas Chinese communities. Before then, popular music in Hong Kong, aside from classical and traditional vernacular ballads, was most often sung in Mandarin, the lingua franca language of China.

Artists such as Sam Hui and Roman Tam were among the first singers to popularize songs written and sung in Cantonese around that time. Much Canto-pop songs follow a rhyming format in its lyrics. This popularity, combined with slick marketing of the songs and its artists, lead to the development of a local popular music and entertainment industry that was not only popular in Hong Kong, which spread to other Chinese communities in Southeast Asia and beyond.

Artists in the 1980s that rode and strengthed the Canto pop industry included Alan Tam, Kenny Bee, Leslie Chueng, Anita Mui. The 1990s saw the emergence of artists such as the Four Heavenly Kings - Jacky Cheung, Andy Lau, Leon Lai, and Aaron Kwok. Today's artists include Sammi Cheng, Twins, Nicholas Tse, Eason Chan.

It's a pretty structured and manufactured industry -- stars get the buildup by their recording companies, they make lots of public apperances, and put on concerts at the Hong Kong Coliseum, often for days on end. They also frequently are cast in locally made movies to take advantage of their star power.

Much of the lyrics are often sappy and critically slammed as superficial. Some of them were covered from Japanese songs with local writers putting them to Chinese lyrics. They are, however, fairly easy to sing, and are often a staple of the karaoke lounge.

Many Cantopop stars, to take advantage of the markets in the PRC and Taiwan, will often record songs in Mandarin, and make appearances there as well, as well as areas such as Singapore, Malaysia and North America.
The Twins is a well-known popular Cantopop duo.

Cantopop is sugar for the ears.
Cantopop by silverkris April 1, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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