me-you know you could just have sex with fruit
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist

cantelope by hpkid March 2, 2005

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Canelope

The fruit names cantaloupe and muskmelon are used somewhat interchangeably. What is generally called cantaloupe in the west is really a muskmelon, characterized by a webbed surface. Cantaloupes have a smooth and lumpy skin with deep ridges. Cantaloupes were cultivated in Egypt's Nile valley as early as 2000 B.C.

Did you know that cantaloupes and melons are in the same gourd family as squashes and cucumbers. Most melons have similar structure to winter squash with thick flesh and inner seed-filled midsection. The difference between melons and squashes is very simply, it's the way that they are used. Squashes are considered vegetables, while cantaloupe melon is fruit, with sweet and juicy flavor.

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Canelope by bobor October 17, 2010

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cantelopes

huge or abnormally large breasts. usually is a good thing to have these on a girl

damn, that ho had some cantelopes on her!

cantelopes by djro May 18, 2006

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Catalope

(Cat-a-lope), a cat slash melon, that is also a cantalope, that can also be referred to as a catermelon. The catermelon mostly known from the card game Exploding Kittens. Is a watermelon with a cat face. It also might have been said to you from a child such as a younger cousin or sibling. Or maybe even yourself.

1. I saw a catalope in the catermelon section at wallmart.
2. That catalope looked right at me.

Catalope by Bubblbunny47... February 8, 2022

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