mohair's definitions

crystal palace

A way of telling someone that you are gay.

dave: "I'm going to support crystal palace."
pete:"Does your mom know you're gay?"

by mohair March 13, 2008

crystal palace fan

Another way of saying homosexual.

Hey steve, that kid over there is a crystal palace fan, dont talk to him.

by mohair March 13, 2008

U.S.E

abbreviation of The United States of Europe
the 'new' 21st Century Superpower as powerful as, or even more powerful than the United States of America.

LLLLLET'S get ready to RUMBLE!
U.S.E raped U.S

by mohair September 13, 2007

catterole

cooked Cat casserole,it's what Australians eat for Sunday lunch along with kangaroo's.
The cat meat should be boiled alive,skinned,diced and fried with onions and garlic and served with chutney until it is browned
It is highy recommended that the dish be left to simmer for @ least five hours before eating.

Aussie drongo Bloke: g'day mate, youse coming over for Sunday arvo barbie and catterole to watch the Footy?
Pommy bastard:no thank you,i'm vegetarian,wheres the dunny?
drango:ok Figjam Whinging Greenie Bastard,the cook not too happy,but No worries mate,that's Fair dinkum,BYO (Bring Your Own)Sanger and XXXX tinnies.

by mohair September 11, 2007

eWard

An Award given to a person or group of people gained through the internet.
eWards go to recognition of the contributions and impact that electronic new communicative technologies have made on World Wide WebWWW.com.
eWard's are granted to exemplary talented person or institution making outstanding innovation achievement that make a positive impact in the digital field.(Designers,people,gamers the art & advertising entertainment,animation).

Urban Dictionary has just been eWarded World Best Website 2007 for the 5th year running,the Dictionary beening constantly in top 200(ranked 169)since 1999 and reaches unique global audiences 10 million monthly vistors traffic to gain the eWard certificate.

by mohair September 4, 2007

twixmas

the day's between christmas and New Year (27th-30th december),'twix,take a break'

'twixmas'capitalist pigs idea to squeeze more profit from christianity and abusing the poor minimum wagers to slave away there holiday season.

by mohair August 30, 2007

swedehead

swedehead/turniphead syndrome A Brain damage head that's much larger than normal coming from consequences of the world's worst industrial catastrophe Chernobyl nuclear power plant accident in 1986 Swedish babies born on land contaminated with radioactive materials were most exposed in the months following had changes in DNA of the sperm and ovum caused genetic damage. Such mutations are passed on from generation to generation mental/physical development impaired by radioactive fallout from the nuclear accident,according to a long term studies in Stockholm Syndrome effects especially children conceived 1983 onwards.This mutation in babies if they survive and not just a vegetable are most commonly found in the most contaminated areas where radioactive cloud floated over,mainly affected the population of in no particular order Sweden Scotland Western Soviet Union/ Eastern Europe Finland Denmark Norway Austria Poland Switzerland Germany Ireland North America.

the term swedehead syndrome now covers any significant symptoms which include distinctive DNA mutations missing or duplicated deformed body parts,reserved personalities fair complexions misshapen heads,stunted growth,beached body hair strange radioactive blue cats eyes which glow in the dark.Sexual Dysfunctions in Men with limp penis,which makes the suffers moody and rude.

by mohair August 21, 2007