mohair's definitions

Brats

Someone who was born and raised in the Slovak Republic capital city that is Bratislava.

local Brats looking in total bewilderment as UK drunken yobs,strippin off and jumping into city fountains singing,
"Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves,
Britons never never will be slaves"

by mohair July 12, 2007

i124Q

sms text message i124q = i one two four Q = i want to fuck you.
(say it quick for best results).

read dis n tink bout it - i124q - txt me bak with yr answer ;)

by mohair June 23, 2007

prick flick

a very little plot sexist violent slasher movie that a real man watches,not for soppy women chick flick or boring pussy little boy's dick flick.all macho man,sadistic hyper drunken ultra crazy action,blood,gore galore,girl on girl,mass murder,sexy young naked whore's,rapists,serial killers and some hardcore group sex.

Johnny:are you coming out for once to all-night dick flick to see Die Harder, Rambo,Lethal Weapon?
Norman:NO!FUCK OFF .l.!that's shit for sissy and dicks,i'm staying @ home getting drunk wanking off downloading the new prick flick im the ape man.
Johnny:that's very disturbing behaviour,you're twisted fucker!you need some serious help.

by mohair August 15, 2007

swedehead

swedehead/turniphead syndrome A Brain damage head that's much larger than normal coming from consequences of the world's worst industrial catastrophe Chernobyl nuclear power plant accident in 1986 Swedish babies born on land contaminated with radioactive materials were most exposed in the months following had changes in DNA of the sperm and ovum caused genetic damage. Such mutations are passed on from generation to generation mental/physical development impaired by radioactive fallout from the nuclear accident,according to a long term studies in Stockholm Syndrome effects especially children conceived 1983 onwards.This mutation in babies if they survive and not just a vegetable are most commonly found in the most contaminated areas where radioactive cloud floated over,mainly affected the population of in no particular order Sweden Scotland Western Soviet Union/ Eastern Europe Finland Denmark Norway Austria Poland Switzerland Germany Ireland North America.

the term swedehead syndrome now covers any significant symptoms which include distinctive DNA mutations missing or duplicated deformed body parts,reserved personalities fair complexions misshapen heads,stunted growth,beached body hair strange radioactive blue cats eyes which glow in the dark.Sexual Dysfunctions in Men with limp penis,which makes the suffers moody and rude.

by mohair August 21, 2007

Dum Maro Dum

smoking weed,hits from the bong,Take another toke,Dum Maro Dum.

remember kids,Dum Maro Dum(Take another toke) & avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is George Bush.
Hare Krishna

by mohair May 23, 2007

Brighton & Hove

Brighton & Hove England.only city in the world with an official ampersand (&) in the title & also the first city of the New Millennium 2000 granted city status by Queen Elizabeth making it a very gay place to be.

visting finnish EF language student:hello!"i'm looking for kemptown".
local chav:no bro!this is the rubbish tip,i tink you mean camptown that's down in centre of Brighton & Hove actually!.give us your mobile & fuck off back to nokialand ya noncey poof U tryin ta bugger me?"

by mohair July 16, 2007

catterole

cooked Cat casserole,it's what Australians eat for Sunday lunch along with kangaroo's.
The cat meat should be boiled alive,skinned,diced and fried with onions and garlic and served with chutney until it is browned
It is highy recommended that the dish be left to simmer for @ least five hours before eating.

Aussie drongo Bloke: g'day mate, youse coming over for Sunday arvo barbie and catterole to watch the Footy?
Pommy bastard:no thank you,i'm vegetarian,wheres the dunny?
drango:ok Figjam Whinging Greenie Bastard,the cook not too happy,but No worries mate,that's Fair dinkum,BYO (Bring Your Own)Sanger and XXXX tinnies.

by mohair September 11, 2007