Calmelope

A docile creature...

damn that Calmelope eating grass over there looks peaceful.

by poofyhead March 15, 2010

catelope

When two cats in love run away to become mates.

Fluffy and Tiger fell in love and went on to catelope!

by I, Wreckerrr April 21, 2021

Cantelope

The slower, less entusiastic, and overall pessimistic version of the antelope.

Cantelopes can run at three and a quarter yards per hour

by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022

Cantelope Breath

When your breath smells like pure shit. Almost like rotten cantelopes being eaten out of a fat fucks sweaty ass.

Bobby - "Bro, you have fucking cantelope breath"
Lenny - "fuck off"

by booblips1236 October 29, 2012

camelspeed

Unit used to measure the distance traveled per hour by a human across the desert sand. 1 camelspeed = 5 mph

Jim's top speed is 5.3 camelspeeds.

by jojodancer December 3, 2002

camelophilia

a person with a zoophilic tendencies who has a sexual and/or emotional attraction to camels. other terms: camelorasty: the practice of having sexual relations with camels; camelophile: one who has sexual relations with camels; camelophilic: of the tendency of having sexual relations with camels

"that girl really likes sex with camels......her psychiatrist is trying to work with her on her camelophilia"

by intello-philiac September 19, 2009

cantelope

a fruit that is only good for fucking

me-you know you could just have sex with fruit
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist

by hpkid March 2, 2005