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Cantelope
Cantelope by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022
Cantelope Breath
When your breath smells like pure shit. Almost like rotten cantelopes being eaten out of a fat fucks sweaty ass.
Cantelope Breath by booblips1236 October 29, 2012
camelspeed
Unit used to measure the distance traveled per hour by a human across the desert sand. 1 camelspeed = 5 mph
camelspeed by jojodancer December 3, 2002
camelophilia
a person with a zoophilic tendencies who has a sexual and/or emotional attraction to camels. other terms: camelorasty: the practice of having sexual relations with camels; camelophile: one who has sexual relations with camels; camelophilic: of the tendency of having sexual relations with camels
"that girl really likes sex with camels......her psychiatrist is trying to work with her on her camelophilia"
camelophilia by intello-philiac September 19, 2009
cantelope
me-you know you could just have sex with fruit
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist