catso 

1. Penis (slang).
2. A man who is a sexual conqueror.
3. A man who can’t be relied upon.
4. A nickname for a man with a large penis.
5. A condescending nickname for a man with a small penis.
Derived from an Italian dialect rooted in southern Italy: Calabria, Sicily.

1. “I haven’t had sex for months and pretty soon my catso is going to fall off.”
2. “Look at that freakin catso over there with a new girl. How many girlfriends does he have?”
3. “I heard Tony messed up real good last night.”
“That catso has f***ed up his last job. Rocco, go take Tony for a walk in the woods and make sure you don’t forget to give him his bonus.”
4. “Hey Catso, come here. If you get that fat bastard anywhere near my wife, I’m going to cut it off and send it to Somalia to feed the hungry. You hear me?”
5. “I gotta go take a leak.”
“Hey Catso, don’t forget your tweezers and glasses.”

catso by Gino DeBo November 30, 2005

Cassock Wearer 

This is a term that was originally applied, not to clergy, but to a female with an unsightly arse. The arse in question might be fat, lopsided or saggy, it could be overly skinny or have strange looking lumps and bumps on it, or it may just not look right. Any of these attributes would turn her into a cassock wearer. It all goes back to a saying that started in England just after World War II. At that time, most people went to church and would kneel for prayers on a sort of cushion called a hassock. These hassocks could be lopsided or saggy, frequently skinny and often had strange looking lumps on them. Somebody made the comparison of an unsightly female arse to a hassock and from this grew the rhyme “with an arse like a hassock she should wear a cassock”, which was shortened to cassock wearer. It has now become a term applied generally to an unprepossessing female.

“Have you seen Mickey’s latest?”
“Oh shit, yeah! A right cassock wearer.”

Cassock Wearer by AKACroatalin September 4, 2016

Sofia Carson 

A beautiful woman who is funny ( even though she has bad puns ) and is EXTREMELY talented. You may her from her roles in Disney's Descendants 1 & 2 and from A Cinderella Story:If the shoe fits.

"Sofia Carson is so sweet to her fans omg

Sofia Carson by Sammivt August 31, 2017

cody carson

The lead singer in the rock band, Set It Off. His voice is fucking beautiful, and if anyone dares defy, then your opinion is WRONG.

Cody Carson sang a cover to Problem by Ariana Grande, which is is Punk Goes Pop Vol. 6.

cody carson by really very good April 22, 2018

Cassowary 

Basically your giant dinosaur turkey looking monster bird that lives amongst the cane toads and banana farmers. Has a deadly claw on it that kills. Can be found in Papua New Guinea eating cannibals and other afro looking folks. Beware of mistaking it for an emu, a deadly mistake it could be.

Tourist 1: "I am gonna pat this ostrich."
Tourist 2: "I think that is an emu!"
Local Bloke: " It's a cassowary, don't touch..."
Cassowary: *screams and gobbles like turkey*
Tourist 1: "Ahhhhh! Me big bird! It's mauled me big bird!"
Tourist 2: "Hahaha! ... I mean, ohhh, you ok."
Local Bloke: *Brings out boomerang*
Tourist 1: "Hurry up. Use it!"
Local Bloke: "I can't kill you, euthanasia is illegal."
Tourist 1: "Use it on the turkey ostrich you moron!"
Local Bloke: "They are endangered, can't do anything. See ya!"

Cassowary by SliceofJesus January 17, 2017

Catbox 

A term used in newsrooms everywhere to describe a hot mess, total mess, or disaster. You may need to call the red cross

This is such a catbox

Catbox by News2000 February 13, 2015

catboy 

boy who wears cat ears

i want a catboy

catboy by ok2222 December 24, 2020