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The condition in which your (or someone else's) cat settles into your lap, and you can no longer move. It's a serious condition, resulting in being unable to go to the washroom or get your own beverages until the condition is resolved (the cat gets up and moves).
I currently have CatLap, and haven't been able to do anything for hours. Maybe she'll move soon? Send coffee.
CatLap by LadySeraphina December 5, 2012
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catlap by muteds December 23, 2021
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