Catflapped

To quietly leave a gathering or slip off to bed without announcing the fact. Also known as “French leave”

Where’s Ed? I don’t know - he’s probably catflapped

by Dabbo July 12, 2021

CATFLAPPED

A term for being pwn'd. Used most often when playing various fantasy sports.

You just got CATFLAPPED

by Foxcolt April 21, 2015

CATFLAPPED

K-at-f-lap-d: is the female equivalent of T-bagging an unsuspecting or otherwise distracted individual. The female will expose her vagina and in a swift action thrust her vagina onto her opponents forehead (for best effects a wet vagina is preferred).

"Tina just catflapped the ish out of Mike!"

by REDeyeBANDIT816 June 26, 2022

cattrapped

When a cat falls asleep on you so peacefully you can't bare to move them. So now you are stuck until they arise.

I was going to get some laundry done, but I ended up cattrapped on the couch all afternoon.

But baby, I was cattrapped!

by Mandiola9 February 10, 2014

catnapped

When a female is kidnapped solely for the kidnapper to use for sexual pleasure.

Person one: “I heard Natalie was Catnapped last week!”
Person two: “Hopefully they used protection.”

by Cusween December 15, 2018

catlapper

A lesbian. A female who performs oral sex on another female.

Man, you could have knocked me over with a feather when I found out she's a catlapper; she's hot!

by Fishingdoubler September 25, 2006

catnapped

When you can't stand up or help someone because a cat sits on your lap.

I can't help you right now, I am catnapped.

by TheManTheMythTheLegende December 15, 2018