catflap

Arse. Ass. The fudge tunnel. The marmite mine. The "porcelain pebbledasher".

Used particularly to describe the potential adjacence of that region to one's foot.

You waantin a kick up the catflap, ya prick?

by Pipe Downn December 10, 2011

catflap

swings both ways - bisexual

Dayam, she's such a catflap. She did me AND my boyfriend.

by LadyLazarus August 2, 2004

catflap

a man or woman who likes both sexes

shes a catflap, hes a catfalp

by jo75 January 11, 2008

catflap

The fleshy outer labia of a minge - can be 'twanged' with hilarious and occasionally dangerous comsequences for the twangee.

Marjorie bent over, exposing her enormous catflap to the horrified gaze of several small boys on vulnerable bicycles.

by Minge Raider September 26, 2003

catflap commando

A gay man. A male homosexual, possibly french. Or at least half. Half french that is - he is 100% gay.

Harriet: That Chris Hughes is such a gay
Phyllis: Indeed. One might say he is a catflap commando

by Davedawg April 15, 2007

Filthy rich and catflap

Great tv show... funny as... cos Rik Mayall is in it... ha, ha... punk.. is hot so fuck off diva, wanna bes...

I am the punk... queen...

by nod_the_sleepy_frog>('_')< April 21, 2005

catfapping

When you make "fapping noises" using the lips of one's own vagina. The Cat of course reffering to 'pussy'.

she grabbed her vulva and started catfapping

by dirtycrazy December 2, 2011