catflap 

Arse. Ass. The fudge tunnel. The marmite mine. The "porcelain pebbledasher".

Used particularly to describe the potential adjacence of that region to one's foot.

You waantin a kick up the catflap, ya prick?

catflap by Pipe Downn December 10, 2011

catflap 

swings both ways - bisexual

Dayam, she's such a catflap. She did me AND my boyfriend.

catflap by LadyLazarus August 2, 2004

catflap 

a man or woman who likes both sexes

shes a catflap, hes a catfalp

catflap by jo75 January 11, 2008

catflap 

The fleshy outer labia of a minge - can be 'twanged' with hilarious and occasionally dangerous comsequences for the twangee.

Marjorie bent over, exposing her enormous catflap to the horrified gaze of several small boys on vulnerable bicycles.

catflap by Minge Raider September 26, 2003

catflap commando 

A gay man. A male homosexual, possibly french. Or at least half. Half french that is - he is 100% gay.

Harriet: That Chris Hughes is such a gay
Phyllis: Indeed. One might say he is a catflap commando

catflap commando by Davedawg April 15, 2007

Filthy rich and catflap 

Great tv show... funny as... cos Rik Mayall is in it... ha, ha... punk.. is hot so fuck off diva, wanna bes...

I am the punk... queen...

Filthy rich and catflap by nod_the_sleepy_frog>('_')< April 21, 2005

catfapping 

When you make "fapping noises" using the lips of one's own vagina. The Cat of course reffering to 'pussy'.

she grabbed her vulva and started catfapping

catfapping by dirtycrazy December 2, 2011