Catapalang

Technical term for coffee stir sticks

Give me a catapalang to stir my creamer into my coffee.

by Country boy of thunder November 8, 2020

catapalang

Technical term for coffee stir stick

Give me a catapalang to stir my creamer in my coffee.

by Country boy of thunder November 8, 2020

catapalang

Drink stirring stick

I need a catapalang to stir my drink.

by Country boy of thunder November 8, 2020

Catapalang

Device used to mix sugar or cream in coffee

I used a catapalang at breakfast.

by Country god of thunder November 8, 2020

catalang

A cat’s dick

Ooo, Graham whipped put the catalang on these fools!

by Epicsauce😎 April 15, 2019

The Catavalanche

The act of a man lifting up his large, floppy abdominal pannus before receiving fellatio. Immediately after coitus he releases the sweaty mound and it collapses onto the face of the unsuspecting female while she is still attached to his flaccid member.

Jackie was always a fan of hookin up with the big fellas... until Ron decided to crush her face with the catavalanche.

by The Slore January 11, 2011

Catapang

Home made musical instrument. Take one cat and one elastic band, grab the cat by the hind legs and tightly stretch the elastic band over its' tea towel holder. Play the instrument by flicking the band with your tongue whist blowing up its' clink. Tiddles will belt out a cracking tune every time.

I was playing the Catapang last night in a jazz quartet and the bastard backfired on me.

by TANTI. (SHAUN WARD) June 10, 2004