Catapalang 

Technical term for coffee stir sticks

Give me a catapalang to stir my creamer into my coffee.

Catapalang by Country boy of thunder November 8, 2020

catapalang 

Technical term for coffee stir stick

Give me a catapalang to stir my creamer in my coffee.

catapalang by Country boy of thunder November 8, 2020

catapalang 

Drink stirring stick

I need a catapalang to stir my drink.

catapalang by Country boy of thunder November 8, 2020

Catapalang 

Device used to mix sugar or cream in coffee

I used a catapalang at breakfast.

Catapalang by Country god of thunder November 8, 2020

catalang 

A cat’s dick

Ooo, Graham whipped put the catalang on these fools!

catalang by Epicsauce😎 April 15, 2019

The Catavalanche 

The act of a man lifting up his large, floppy abdominal pannus before receiving fellatio. Immediately after coitus he releases the sweaty mound and it collapses onto the face of the unsuspecting female while she is still attached to his flaccid member.

Jackie was always a fan of hookin up with the big fellas... until Ron decided to crush her face with the catavalanche.

The Catavalanche by The Slore January 11, 2011

Catapang 

Home made musical instrument. Take one cat and one elastic band, grab the cat by the hind legs and tightly stretch the elastic band over its' tea towel holder. Play the instrument by flicking the band with your tongue whist blowing up its' clink. Tiddles will belt out a cracking tune every time.

I was playing the Catapang last night in a jazz quartet and the bastard backfired on me.

Catapang by TANTI. (SHAUN WARD) June 10, 2004