Catatonia 

An island in the middle
of Seedamocker Sea.

I'm catchin' the next cruiser
over Seedamocker Sea as far as Catatonia.

Catatonia by alteregoboy November 12, 2008

math class catatonia 

when ur in math class and u start spacing out so hard that nothing that happens around you is registered. you start drooling, and mumbling to ur self while you sit there not moving a muscle wishing there was a fire drill today. you want to fall asleep but you know that asshole that calls himself a "teacher" will wake ur dumbass up. so u just sit there lookin' like Donny Darko spacing out.

"bro during mr. bobs math class i space out so hard sometimes i fall asleep with my eyes open."
"math class catatonia man, happens to the best of us."

math class catatonia by jimmybil July 22, 2014

Katatonia 

A superb metal band, for fans of Opeth, October Tide and Daylight Dies.

Katatonia by Tom (I\'m such a little trooper.) May 27, 2003

chatatonic

One is said to have become 'chatatonic' after over-exposure to chat and especially chat rooms. In a chatatonic stupor, the mind becomes numb and body parts stiff and sore. Disjointed, surreal posts are noted from chatatonic chatters and unpleasant personality changes are typical.

Chatters were saying that chat_gnat was chatatonic for much of last week. He was in the room for like 4 days straight... slurping espresso on mic and ranting about Democrats, lesbians and the French.

chatatonic by Mo Dixley October 7, 2005

Cataconda 

1. A cross between a cat and an anaconda.

2. A band from St. Paul, MN

3. A deviantart phenomenon that occurred after the band was formed.

James: I can't believe Cataconda caught on in the art community!

Peter: I know! It was those two kids in that band from Minnesota who started it anyway.

Cataconda by Cataconda May 23, 2010

Katatonia 

Katatonia is a unique Swedish metal band which pioneered death-doom metal outside of the UK.

Formerly a death-doom metal band, presently a completely unfathomable stew-up of different genres, best defined as Katatonia metal. For all intents and purposes, Katatonia is a duo of Anders and Jonas and a revolving door of other guys. Has a large multi-genre appeal but has never quite had the popularity of their friends and old bandmates in Opeth.

Anyone who puts oneself through the enjoyable misery of listening to their music and trained in the art of deciphering death-metal vocals will find the lyrics regard purely depression, loss and heartbreak, composed in faux-poetic abstract word sandwiches. Were the members not gnarly long haired death-metaller types, we might be inclined to feel a little worried about them.

The act of listening to their music is best compared to having your heart and soul ripped out and stamped on a bit, gently, caringly, and meaningfully, all at once. If this sounds like BDSM, maybe it is. Nevertheless, it has a dedicated fan-base that seem to like this and have persisted through the decades so that they can have their feelings stamped on a bit more with each new album.

Not krieg enough to like in trve kvlt metal circles anymore. Hide your guilty pleasure, or claim that you haven't been able to enjoy them since "Sounds of Decay".

Me - JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE GUYS ARE SO BLOODY GREAT KATATONIA ARE LIFE THEY NEED TO BE WORLD LEADERS OH MY GOD IM GOING TO CUM
Normal guy - What?

Katatonia by Kocy July 12, 2016

casatopia 

Casatopia is the formal name given to the communal home where lifelong friends reside and enjoy living their golden years together in the same house.

The friends are shopping real estate for their future casatopia, but they need to agree on whether the property will be located on the Pacific or the Atlantic.

casatopia by ohiostateannie December 8, 2021