chatatonic

One is said to have become 'chatatonic' after over-exposure to chat and especially chat rooms. In a chatatonic stupor, the mind becomes numb and body parts stiff and sore. Disjointed, surreal posts are noted from chatatonic chatters and unpleasant personality changes are typical.

Chatters were saying that chat_gnat was chatatonic for much of last week. He was in the room for like 4 days straight... slurping espresso on mic and ranting about Democrats, lesbians and the French.

chatatonic by Mo Dixley October 7, 2005

chatatonic

adjective - a state of being oblivious to anything else while chatting online via desktop or mobile devices; a state or condition of seeming to be suspended in animation or in a trance-like, stupored state; in a daze as if in state of mental numbness while chatting electronically.

John : So how did your blind date go last night?
Bart : It started out okay during dinner but when she got a text message from her girlfriends by dessert, she went chatatonic on me.

chatatonic by dubsquid July 16, 2009

chataholic 

1. Someone who makes a habit of going to online chatrooms.

2. Someone you see typing or talking in a chatroom everyday for months or years. If you see them everyday over a long period, you've become one of them yourself.

3. Variant spelling for chatoholic

Benny1947 was your typical chataholic who couldn't seem to break the habit of showing up for endless hours in the same chatroom month after month, year after year.

chataholic by captainquirk September 22, 2009

Catatonic Rat 

An insult that is the combination of calling someone one a rat and cat, which makes a combination of an even more effective insult.

Hilly: Sorry, I ate your lasagne from the fridge this morning
Maya: OMG, YOU'RE SUCH A CATATONIC RAT!!

Catatonic Rat by darkgrey2000 June 14, 2018

Chatbonics 

Use of acronyms and derived mutations to shorten frequently used terms and phrases on the internet.

Classic Chatbonics:
LOL: Laughing out loud
ROFLOL: Rolling on the floor, laughing out loud
BRB: Be right back
AFK: Away from keyboard
OMG: Oh my god!

Chatbonics by melissamalicious May 8, 2012

catatonic stupid

When a person gets so fucked up that they enter a catatonic state where moving and thinking is not an option.

Derived from the words "catatonic stupor," a common symptom of schizophrenia where the schizophrenic will not talk or move for hours.

ex 1: "Hey, lets smoke up and get catatonic stupid!"

ex 2: "Remember when Rachel was so twisted that she sat on the couch and watched 12 episodes of the Office in a row? Man, she was catatonic STUPID."

catatonic stupid by BraGonGetta April 23, 2009

Chattorical 

Almost the same as Rhetexical except it occurs via facebook chat.

Marissa: I have a confession, I reallly have an attraction to pirates

Chandler: Cool

Marissa: stop sending me chattorical messages ! :/

Chattorical by thisismyhobby November 13, 2011