alteregoboy's definitions

Quantum Mechanics

Ones who attempt repairs on busted stuff,
often utilizing second-hand or
remanufactured parts.

I bought a new Dodge Quantum.
When something went wrong,
I took it to the Quantum Mechanics
at the dealership, and they patched-up
the busted thingamabobber.

by alteregoboy December 12, 2008

Seedamocker Sea

Colloquially known as 'the sea of deep yogurt',
a legend traced back to the dumping of
"enough whey to float a battleship" by an
out-of-control dairy industry,
the Sea is now known to have formed
when a crater-like depression was filled
by the breaching of an inland dam.

If you can't float your boat
on Seedamocker Sea,
you probably can't float it anywhere.

by alteregoboy December 10, 2008

Quantum Mechanics

Ones who attempt repairs
on busted stuff,
often utilizing
second-hand or remanufactured
parts.

"I bought a new dodge Quantum.
when something went wrong,
I took it to the Quantum Mechanics
at the dealership,
and they patched-up
the busted thingamabobber."

by alteregoboy December 10, 2008

rushin's

Young-uns what're in a hurry.

"Those pesky rushin's
should slow-down and chill.

by alteregoboy December 9, 2008

Quant

The smallest measurable
amount of anything,
given existing technology.

"Check the optics again, Heinrich,
there's a couple of quants
hiding behind that moo-on."

by alteregoboy December 9, 2008

Catatonia

An island in the middle
of Seedamocker Sea.

I'm catchin' the next cruiser
over Seedamocker Sea as far as Catatonia.

by alteregoboy November 12, 2008

wishcraft

As in the practice of VooDoo,
one may wish well, or illwish.
So the practice of wishcraft
depends upon the practitioner.

Wishcraft might've brought Charley
funding for his new project,
but he forgot to say
"pretty please".

by alteregoboy December 7, 2006