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Castrol greesetrap
Castrol greesetrap by dr daz August 14, 2011
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sneaky castrol
when a chick gives u an blowjob and u make her sneakily knee her in the stomach causing a river of cum to cum out of her nose
sneaky castrol by branmuffin January 6, 2007
lunchmeat caserole
A sweaty, salty, musky, unwashed vagina. Often compared to the stench of a decomposing rodent in the summer.
Hey babe, the wife is out of town and I was hoping maybe you could come over and bring me some of your famous lunchmeat caserole.
lunchmeat caserole by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
CASHROLLBANK
A toxic Roblox gangster that bullies everybody he sees. He is found on the literal baseplate free admin 24/7. Most likely lives in that shit game. Hates woman. A fucking toxic 16 year old that never stops talking, repetitive, and he will bully you til you leave. Thinks money is about everything, and judges you. He can't even spell. If you find him he will put you in misery and you will suffer.
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Rolled up cash in a bank.
Fucking retard and no life
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Rolled up cash in a bank.
Fucking retard and no life
CASHROLLBANK: Go back to your mother's vagina fag
CASHROLLBANK: LOL BOZO (insert bozo x inf) IMAGINE BEING YOU
CASHROLLBANK: IMAGINE NOT HAVING A DAD :WHEEZE: (insert ez x inf)
(Insert his fav words "ez, bozo, I win , nobody cares, ur broke")
every other player: we don't fucking care, get banned
CASHROLLBANK: LOL BOZO (insert bozo x inf) IMAGINE BEING YOU
CASHROLLBANK: IMAGINE NOT HAVING A DAD :WHEEZE: (insert ez x inf)
(Insert his fav words "ez, bozo, I win , nobody cares, ur broke")
every other player: we don't fucking care, get banned
CASHROLLBANK by CASHISTOXIC January 15, 2022
castrophony
Then there came a sound, distant first, it grew into castrophony
So immense that it could be heard far away in space
There were no screams, there was no time
The mountain called Monkey had spoken
It was only fire and then, nothing.
So immense that it could be heard far away in space
There were no screams, there was no time
The mountain called Monkey had spoken
It was only fire and then, nothing.
castrophony by someguy June 24, 2016
Christmas Castro
the member of the family who takes it upon themselves to make sure everyone has a god damn happy holiday.
Christmas eve dinner really sucked until Christmas Castro made us drink cheap red wine and forced us to deck the halls.
Christmas Castro by dave rippon February 18, 2008
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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