cashtrasion

The act of buying a house , which renders the subject finacially impotent for anindefinite period of time .

I feel so... unhappy ! I told you not to get a credit for the house ... this is cashtrasion !

by RedyRO January 15, 2010

mass castrations

In ancient and medieval times was a common practice the castration of vanquished enemies after the battles. A historian of the Seljuk sultans told a tale in which after a great victory over the the last of the Khwarazmians, the turk Seljuk Key Coubad ordered the testicles or scrotums of thirty thousand defeated army soldiers joined together to produce three hundred tents - a task which apparently occupied the greater part of the army for five whole days, but produced what was described as a memorable memento of the battle!

"These mass castrations were done just after the battles, in order to sell the new eunuchs to the merchants of slaves that usually followed the armies".

by Willhelmina Plowes May 6, 2013

Mexican Castration

...can happen as a result of carrying Mexican i.e. sans pistol holster/proper retention device--gun usually tucked into waistband.

Literally: to accidentally blast one's own genitalia off via a negligent discharge of a firearm that is being "carried Mexican."

Mexican castration almost happened to Plaxico Burress when his (.40 S&W) Glock 23 went off and struck him in the thigh at that New York night club because he had his piece tucked into the waistband of his sweatpants. But seriously, despite the fact that he could have shot his own balls off, who wears sweatpants to a nightclub?

by 3^3=27 September 19, 2009

Cashtration

The act of buying a house, car, getting married, or having kids, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

After having two kids, Lawrence was cashstrated.

by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

castration fantasy

To be castrated by the woman who you love and worship, either real or fantasy

castration fantasy is when you dream about or desire or think about the woman you love to loving-ly remove your testicles or to keep them in HER possesion

by viking48 February 28, 2009

Castration

Emasculation. Removal of the male sexual organs. Practiced by ancient and barbaric societies where sex was considered highly evil.

Also used in the courts of ancient China to produce eunuchs, castrated male servants who could be trusted to be in close proximity to the Emperor. To be near the Emperor was to be near his harem, so naturally few men were allowed to be in his presence. Eunuchs were considered safe, since they had neither the will nor the ability to "sample the goods" as it were. As a result, eunuchs could gain special leverage with the Emperor, due to their proximity to him, and be appointed to high government offices. Towards the end of the 19th century, some of the most powerful men in the country were eunuchs.

Castration: I'm a take this meat cleaver to yo' nuts, bitch!

by the birds and trees May 19, 2008

oral castration

The act of using ones mouth to bite/tear off a person's (generally a male's ) genitalia and/or penis thus resulting in immense pain/suffering, and, in some cases, coma or death.

Rick: "Did you hear what Stacy did to John when she found out he was cheating on her?"
James: "No! What happened?"
Rick: "Apparently she was going to give him head but actually gave him an oral castration!"
James: "Dang! That had to hurt!"

by Chief_Keef July 28, 2014