Cashtration

The act of buying a house, car, getting married, or having kids, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

After having two kids, Lawrence was cashstrated.

by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

Cashtration

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Sorry, can't go shopping because I am in cashtration.

by Mellen1 April 27, 2010

Cashtration

A man who experiences an extreme loss of cash flow and feels he can no longer afford to impress “the ladies” suffers from cashtration or financial impotence.

{Source: based on the alternative definition given at the HotForWords website}

When he lost his job during the credit crunch, he felt too cashtrated (verb of cashtration) to entertain any ideas of dating in the near future.

by Jeorne May 06, 2009

Cashtrate

Cashtrate:To make someone financially impotent
Cashtrated(V):To become financially impotent

derived from the word castrate which means to make guy impotent by removing his testicles

yo dude my fooking dial up connection CASHTRATED me again

by [HT]FataL_ErroR March 18, 2005

cashtration

The act of cutting your financial supply off.

Don't sack me please, I don't want to be cashtrated!

Cashtration is a sick thing I tell you.

by 123b October 04, 2009

cashtrate

to cut off someone's paycheck

yo that bro got totally cashtrate by his boss.

by soccerstar113 December 05, 2009

Cashtration

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

I can't go on a dinner with you 'cause i'm going through this whole cashtration.

by anafo July 11, 2011