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The act of buying a house, car, getting married, or having kids, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
After having two kids, Lawrence was cashstrated.
by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004
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The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
Sorry, can't go shopping because I am in cashtration.
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The act of cutting your financial supply off.
Don't sack me please, I don't want to be cashtrated!

Cashtration is a sick thing I tell you.
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A man who experiences an extreme loss of cash flow and feels he can no longer afford to impress β€œthe ladies” suffers from cashtration or financial impotence.

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When he lost his job during the credit crunch, he felt too cashtrated (verb of cashtration) to entertain any ideas of dating in the near future.
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The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
I can't go on a dinner with you 'cause i'm going through this whole cashtration.
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