Definitions by TheCowboyofKhaos

Cashtration 

The act of buying a house, car, getting married, or having kids, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

After having two kids, Lawrence was cashstrated.

Cashtration by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

Reintardation 

Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Did you here Spud was shot while hunting? Mary Jane And Billy Bob just had a baby, I think it is Spud Reintardated!

Reintardation by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

Decafalon

The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Man my new health food store suggested I do a decafalon! They must be NuTs!

Decafalon by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

Arachnoleptic fit 

The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

You should of seen him. he was having a Arachnoleptic fit like the spider was going to eat him!

Arachnoleptic fit by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

Beelzebug 

Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

When camping at Flagstaff Lake, a Beelezebug is a common occurence.

Beelzebug by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004