TheCowboyofKhaos's definitions

Reintardation

Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Did you here Spud was shot while hunting? Mary Jane And Billy Bob just had a baby, I think it is Spud Reintardated!

by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

Cashtration

The act of buying a house, car, getting married, or having kids, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

After having two kids, Lawrence was cashstrated.

by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

Decafalon

The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Man my new health food store suggested I do a decafalon! They must be NuTs!

by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

Arachnoleptic fit

The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

You should of seen him. he was having a Arachnoleptic fit like the spider was going to eat him!

by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

Beelzebug

Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

When camping at Flagstaff Lake, a Beelezebug is a common occurence.

by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004