Castration

Emasculation. Removal of the male sexual organs. Practiced by ancient and barbaric societies where sex was considered highly evil.

Also used in the courts of ancient China to produce eunuchs, castrated male servants who could be trusted to be in close proximity to the Emperor. To be near the Emperor was to be near his harem, so naturally few men were allowed to be in his presence. Eunuchs were considered safe, since they had neither the will nor the ability to "sample the goods" as it were. As a result, eunuchs could gain special leverage with the Emperor, due to their proximity to him, and be appointed to high government offices. Towards the end of the 19th century, some of the most powerful men in the country were eunuchs.

Castration: I'm a take this meat cleaver to yo' nuts, bitch!

by the birds and trees May 19, 2008

Castration

Method of male sterilisation in which the testicles are removed by means of a pair of toenail clippers or other such device.

"AAAAAAAAARGH!!!" "Hold still!"

by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004

Castration

Castration- to castrate (verb). To remove the male genitalia. To chop off your dick. What happens when you get married.

"Tomorrow's my wedding day, and I'm gonna get some castration!"

by anti-pro-moe February 9, 2012

castration

the end result to most hindu mythology

"...and then as punishment, his left nut fell off."

by lucy May 8, 2005

castration

What women do to men when they marry them. Also see whipped.

The reason he looks so pathetic is because the stupid bastard got married and succumbed to castration by that shrew bitch of a wife.

by analfucker July 3, 2006

castration

the punishment commonly received by naught buys who don't eat their veggies.

Mum: son you didn't eat your veggies you know what that means.
kid: no not that!
Mum: that's right castration time. *pulls out knife*

by sexyalgeriangod May 31, 2021

castration

When a Penis is chopped off.

The Prestis chopped of the penis my mom said it's called castration

by WEYCLEER May 3, 2021