Wedding Crashers is a hilarious
2005 movie starring Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson as two
guys who go around crashing weddings to sleep with girls. It was definitely the funniest movie of
2005.
John Beckwith: Claire's
mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy Grey: Well snap out of it! What, a
hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some
real problems,
jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they
real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
Jeremy Grey: You motorboatin son of a
bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
John Beckwith: What's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?
John Beckwith: No, what's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: No, what's wrong with you? You'
re projecting!
John Beckwith: Drop it.
Jeremy Grey: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my
balls and spit up blood.
John Beckwith: Drop it!
starts walking away
Jeremy Grey: Team
player!
- Wedding Crashers
