carwashed

1. To be defeated or thrashed in a game of any sort.

2. To be outsmarted

3. Synonym for owned

You just got carwashed

by JakIsDead May 12, 2008

Mexican Carwash

When you use the window washer squeegee at a service station to wash your entire car.

I ran in to buy some cheetos and a soda, and saw my friend through the window using the gas station squeegee to give his car the ol Mexican Carwash.

by Peanut_Butter! July 3, 2014

van damme carwash

Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.

- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."

by Old Trevor April 25, 2006

Sticky Carwash

when multiple males (a minimum of six) ejaculate on a girl riding a shopping cart or a skateboard or any object with wheels.

Me and the boys gave Brittany a sticky carwash in a shopping cart down at the Ralph's parking lot.

by Tony Danza & the Rollerskaters June 20, 2011

New Zealand Carwash

The act of a male stripping naked, geting into a squating position, and a woman crab-walking underneath him, allowing his man-berries to sweep across her face.

Me: Yo, I totally New Zealand Carwash-ed that girl last night!

You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?

Me: No, no it was not.

by pulzd March 16, 2011

crashed ambulance

an ambulance that has been crashed.

can be found very erotic by some due to the irony and can often lead to sex on site causing difficulty for paramedics and other emergency services on the scene

person 1: aww no a crashed ambulance, what a tragedy!

person 2: pull over, lets have sex

by mbackus123 June 25, 2010

shitty carwash

A shitty carwash is when you cum on a someone's face, then use your dick as a windshield wiper. Alternatively, you can use your hand in a back and forth action. You can also add carwash sound effects as you see fit.

I gave her such a shitty carwash last night, she couldn't see for 10 minutes.

OMG. I think he gave me a shitty carwash. He came on my face then kept rubbing his hand across my face making this awful squeaking noise.

by endearing asshole June 9, 2009