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Blargen Fedibble Mechech

A word that means absolutely nothing and is used by all to show surprise or anger, or essentially any other emotion there possibly could be. By the way it sounds it is commonly thought of as speaking JEW.....but its not... although it is possible that it is hungarian...
Sam: BLARGEN FEDIBBLE MECHECH!!!
Ryan: Stop speaking JEW!
by JewC May 17, 2008
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Bitchface Mcjiggles

an odd name given to a person (preferably a friend with whom you can joke around with) when they are being totally obnoxious or...a bitch
Bill: ABOOGABOOGABOOGA
Bob: stfu you bitchface mcjiggles
Bill: ahaha. ok, fine.
by JewC May 17, 2008
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Bacon

1.quite possibly the greatest thing ever conceived by mankind and is frequently called the tastiest thing around
it can be eaten (devoured) with everything
and in some cultures is used as a mating ritual
"the only reason i get up the morning and go to sleep at night is bacon"
by JewC May 17, 2008
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eatums

the term used by mothers and parental figures everywhere to mean "food" when talking to their kids
it is also used by random douchebags when trying to be cool

are usually very delicious...mmmm
kid- "mommy, mommy me wants my eatums!!!"
mom- "ok sweetie one second"

random douchebag- "shit man, lets go get ourselves some o' them eatums"
other random douchebag- "hellz yeah"

as a wise man once said- "eatums are the keys to success...when used in the proper hands..."
by JewC May 21, 2008
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oompa

typically the small orange skinned, green haired fellows that devote their lives to floating on the chocolate river or picking gumdrops off of the gumdrop trees
but
if particularly band-nerdy, it means the part in a song (usually march) in which the tubas take the down-beat and the horns take the up-beat, thus creating an OOMPA SOUND
(and as a result, the ham song is born)
"oompa loompa doompadee do, i've got another story for you."
"don't touch the chocolate river!!!"

band director- "cmon horns,i need that oompa effect!!!!"
by JewC May 21, 2008
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bitchmonger

One who devotes their life to either hoarding or selling bitches,usually for their beinift. Bitchmonging is commonly performed for the monger's sexual pleasure (although i don't know why); however, it is known that some crazed individuals do it just because...well...they are crazed.
A bitchmonger can also be a derrogatory term for someone who is being exceedingly bitchy.
"Wow, do you know that hermit that lives in the cave on 53rd street? He is a huge bitchmonger. He's been buying and selling bitches his entire life."

"She is such a bitchmonger! AGH!"
by JewC May 28, 2008
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baconate

The act of using one's super-awesome bacon ray.
When baconating, one shoots another with a fiery hot beam of baconey goodness (bacon grease included.)

What the Baconator does.
"Prepare to be baconated!!!"
"I am going to baconate you."
"Bacon?"
by JewC May 28, 2008
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