carumpkin

a giant pumkin that destroys cars.

My car was flattened by the giant carumpkin.

by cheevers November 1, 2010

Crumping

Crumping is a full body twerk which involves a lot of core muscles

Girl1: You’ll never guess what I learnt?
Girl2: wha?
Girl1: I’m rlly good at crumping!

by RainyRose April 28, 2020

Crumping

Walking over freshly fallen snow; so called because of the ‘crump’ noise that your footsteps make as you walk. Note: This is totally different to Trumping which is stamping over everything while talking loudly of things you know nothing about.

The clouds have cleared away, let’s go crumping.

by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016

Tripple Decker A.C. Slater Crumpkin

One of the most pleasureable, distgusting, and dangerous forms of vandalism. Smoking crack while simultaneously recieving head, and taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. The female performing the oral sex is sitting on the bottom part of the toilete backwards, like A.C. Slater, taking a shit.

hey jeff how was that party? it was cool, but someone did a tripple decker a.c. slater crumpkin in my toilet and it smells like hagrid's butt in my house!

by huckabee January 11, 2008

cumpkin

you make a jack o lantern get at least five men to cum in said jack o lantern and then get a woman to put it on her head

we totally got jaime to let us make a cumpkin, she kept it on forever

by ben decarlo September 28, 2006

Fudge Crumpling

verb. To crumple ones fudge.

The act of anal penetration with the intent to compact fecal matter.

To perform a sexual act with extreme pressure and force upon the rear cavity.

Sodomy and melted chocolate.

Also known as Fudge Crumplin'

Hey Susie, how about I come over later and crumple your fudge again?

What am I eating here, packed shit or crumpled fudge!

Bruce enjoys a good fudge crumpling.

by squirrelgunz August 18, 2009

Cumpkin

To push a joke so far that it stops being funny, only to continue pushing it so that eventually becomes funny again. Functions as both a noun and a verb.

Richard: Why do you suppose that Peter Kay keeps repeating the same material on his live DVDs? It's as though he's incapable of writing fresh material, but such a thing cannot be!

Emma: Perhaps he's attempting to cultivate a cumpkin.

by Darth Voorhees December 9, 2009