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1. To perform oral sex on a girl while she's passing a bowel movement. 2. Eat out a girl while she's taking a shit. 3. see blumpkin
Yea, my girlfriend got a promotion at work so I gave her a congratulatory clumpkin.
by Justus Balentine January 02, 2007
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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clumpkin is when you dig up a deceased grandparent from a graveyard and give them head
where are you going? "oh I'm going to go give grandpa some clumpkin, want to come?"
by brokkenmatter March 21, 2021
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The act of giving a female cunnilingus whilst she defecates.





"I was givin mah hoe a clumpkin, I didn't even wanna come up for air!"

"My baby loves a clumpkin out back, behind the barn."

"I had to spit out my gum when she said it was 'clumpkin time!'"

"Even though she farted when I was giving her a clumpkin, I ate that shit like pork-fried rice."
by Katie MacphArson October 04, 2008
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Receiving a blowjob while playing call of duty.
Dude, Judy gave Matt an amazing clumpkin last night!
by iloveclumpkins69 October 29, 2009
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Getting a blumpkin from someone with cleft palate.
Boy, that Cliff Palate from the Howard Stern show sure gives a mean clumpkin.
by Quazmodiar August 04, 2009
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Receiving a blow job whilst undergoing a colonic.
Aron lay in a state of physical confusion while the nurse performed a clumpkin
by Slenis October 23, 2008
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