cumpkin
you make a jack o lantern get at least five men to cum in said jack o lantern and then get a woman to put it on her head
cumpkin by ben decarlo September 28, 2006
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Cumpkin
To push a joke so far that it stops being funny, only to continue pushing it so that eventually becomes funny again. Functions as both a noun and a verb.
Richard: Why do you suppose that Peter Kay keeps repeating the same material on his live DVDs? It's as though he's incapable of writing fresh material, but such a thing cannot be!
Emma: Perhaps he's attempting to cultivate a cumpkin.
Emma: Perhaps he's attempting to cultivate a cumpkin.
Cumpkin by Darth Voorhees December 9, 2009
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cumpkin • Cumpkin-Dunk • chumpkin • cumping • cumskin • clumpkin • Crumpkin • cumkin • Cumkin Pie • Clumpkin decker
Cumpkin-Dunk
Where a group of people ejaculate in a hollowed out pumpkin and one person has to dunk their head in it for 10 seconds, while the group rubs the pumpkin on the wearers head.
John was pissed after being selected for the cumpkin-dunk, his hair was so sticky after only 10 seconds.
Cumpkin-Dunk by El creator4 May 26, 2026
Tripple Decker A.C. Slater Crumpkin
One of the most pleasureable, distgusting, and dangerous forms of vandalism. Smoking crack while simultaneously recieving head, and taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. The female performing the oral sex is sitting on the bottom part of the toilete backwards, like A.C. Slater, taking a shit.
hey jeff how was that party? it was cool, but someone did a tripple decker a.c. slater crumpkin in my toilet and it smells like hagrid's butt in my house!
Tripple Decker A.C. Slater Crumpkin by huckabee January 11, 2008
Cumping
Cumping by Flimpy Montgomery September 12, 2018
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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