cartism

cartism is a religion that worships carti and only carti and when you die you go to the mosh pit with carti songs

hey what religion are you apart of? i’m apart of cartism and we worship playboi carti

by cartifan28 August 2, 2021

cartism

Cartism, otherwise known as Automobile Spectrum Disorder, occurs when at least three of the following behaviours are manifested in an individual.

1. Inability to engage in conversation without redirecting discussion toward cars, engines, or related topics.
2. Compulsive identification of passing vehicles by make, model, trim, and wheel options, often to the bewilderment of peers
3. Excessive accumulation of trivia concerning horsepower, torque, and obscure production years.
4. Emotional distress when confronted with topics unrelated to vehicles.
5. Uncontrollable urge to compare every life event to a car metaphor (“She’s high-maintenance, like a BMW M5”).

During the funeral, Kevin’s Cartism flared so badly he leaned over the casket and whispered, ‘Honestly, she had the aerodynamics of a ’97 Civic.

by cartism girl September 4, 2025

cartisexual

when you are sexually attracted to playboi carti. carti is the persons reason to live. in math their solution. in history their king. and in science their oxygen. this magnificent human being will give his life for carti. (note: carti is fucking hot)

me: omg carti is so hot 😩 the things i would do😩😩😩
some mid person: he’s not even that good
me: STFU CARTI JUST MOANED IN MY EAR
mid person: why you like him so much?
me: he’s the goat and i am now cartisexual

by Karimvelez November 30, 2021

Catism

New religion of cat worship in which the god you pray to is the sphinx.
7 commandments:

(1) NEVER run, if you can walk.
(2) NEVER walk, if you can stand.
(3) NEVER stand, if you can sit.
(4) NEVER sit, if you can lie down
(5) NEVER stay awake, if you can be asleep
(6) Thou shalt never harm a feline
(7) Love all cats, and treat them as if they are people too.

I used to think she was just lazy,until i saw she followed Catism.

by Rana Ayvaz April 21, 2008

Carnism

Carnism is the invisible belief system that conditions people to eat certain animals. It is basically the opposite of veganism.

The term was coined by social psychologist Melanie Joy in 2001 when she stated that the lack of terminology around consuming animal products was part of the problem. Without a term to refer to the practice by, it is accepted as the norm and the ignorance around the subject continues to flourish.

Carnism is an extremely important concept that has the potential to dramatically transform the way society thinks about eating animals. - Gene Baur

by my mAin Hack June 19, 2017

Carisma

Carisma is a really sweet girl. She always has a smile on her face & loves to laugh. She is a samoan 🤙& she is proud. She is really pretty & has the best dimples ever. She is very smart & responsible. She is caring, amazing, reble, interesting, smart, magnificent, & awesome. She has a great personality & I love her (no homo)

Carisma is my cousin

by Yogi.bear November 17, 2018

Cartisexual

The best breed of people on Earth known so far, these people will defend carti with their own lives. Homophobic people even defend this bisexual man. We all believe Carti does no wrong!

Man 1: Hey Have you seen a goat recently?
Man 2: Yeah Playboi Carti over there

Man 1: Oh you’re a goat as well!
Man 2: what do you mean?
Man 1: You’re a cartisexual
Man 2: Yes, Yes I am.

by Wreckuss November 27, 2021