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Shoving a carrot up your ass or pussy.
It’s been a really long time since I’ve been laid, so I stuck a carrot up my ass. You can’t beat carrotin.
carrotin by Purplenado March 5, 2023
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a carrot in god's potato field 

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent
dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)

Carroling 

Definition: The act of superficially seeking to be involved with the craft beer movement, without appreciating what is behind it.
Example: I thought it would be a legitimate trade, but he was Carroling me and offered a single bottle of 2015 BCBS for 2 4-packs of 2013 BCBS and an empty BCBS case.
Carroling by W.Tarkin September 4, 2016

Carroting 

The act of hugging or embracing in an intertwined manner, like two carrots that have grown together.
There they go... carroting again!
I want to carrot you!
I feel like carroting.
Let's carrot!
Carroting by Hippygoth November 15, 2012

Carrot in the peach 

When a lady loves a man in a very special way (with a strap on in the ass)
"I heard something really weird today!"
"I bet it's not nearly as strange as a carrot in the peach!"
Carrot in the peach by saydalaide October 7, 2011

carrotism 

Carrotism is a religion mainly believe by bunnies and rabbits. Carrotism believes the one true god is a carrot and beats all others. Many people hate it but it is out there. I know of some people who believe in it.
"I didn't know you converted into carrotism? What even is that? Time to go look it up on Urban Dictionary."
carrotism by That One Bunny February 10, 2017

carrotize 

The act of holding something above someone and not letting them have it. This could be anything from an actual carrot, to some information that you know and won't tell someone.
Person A: "I have something important to tell you."
Person B: "What is it? I would really like to know."
Person A: "I will tell you later."

Person A is performing the carrotize techinque on Person B.
carrotize by G. Nye July 26, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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