carrotin
It’s been a really long time since I’ve been laid, so I stuck a carrot up my ass. You can’t beat carrotin.
carrotin by Purplenado March 5, 2023
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a carrot in god's potato field
a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.
b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent
b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent
dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.
dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)
dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)
a carrot in god's potato field by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2013
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Carroling
Definition: The act of superficially seeking to be involved with the craft beer movement, without appreciating what is behind it.
Example: I thought it would be a legitimate trade, but he was Carroling me and offered a single bottle of 2015 BCBS for 2 4-packs of 2013 BCBS and an empty BCBS case.
Carrot in the peach
"I heard something really weird today!"
"I bet it's not nearly as strange as a carrot in the peach!"
"I bet it's not nearly as strange as a carrot in the peach!"
Carrot in the peach by saydalaide October 7, 2011
carrotism
Carrotism is a religion mainly believe by bunnies and rabbits. Carrotism believes the one true god is a carrot and beats all others. Many people hate it but it is out there. I know of some people who believe in it.
"I didn't know you converted into carrotism? What even is that? Time to go look it up on Urban Dictionary."
carrotism by That One Bunny February 10, 2017
carrotize
The act of holding something above someone and not letting them have it. This could be anything from an actual carrot, to some information that you know and won't tell someone.
Person A: "I have something important to tell you."
Person B: "What is it? I would really like to know."
Person A: "I will tell you later."
Person A is performing the carrotize techinque on Person B.
Person B: "What is it? I would really like to know."
Person A: "I will tell you later."
Person A is performing the carrotize techinque on Person B.