carrotism 

Carrotism is a religion mainly believe by bunnies and rabbits. Carrotism believes the one true god is a carrot and beats all others. Many people hate it but it is out there. I know of some people who believe in it.

"I didn't know you converted into carrotism? What even is that? Time to go look it up on Urban Dictionary."

carrotism by That One Bunny February 10, 2017

Zen Carsonism 

Accomplishment of something through inactivity

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”

Zen Carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019

just eat your carrots and broccolli 

used instead of the phrases

1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,

2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.

3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason

4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded

a boy, breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.

just eat your carrots and broccolli by Uncle Dimma October 29, 2012

carsonism 

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.

I believe in carsonism.

carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018

peas and carrots 

Two very close friends. Comes from the movie Forest Gump.

Jenny and Me, we was like peas and carrots.

peas and carrots by Hazey R April 28, 2008

Carroting 

The act of hugging or embracing in an intertwined manner, like two carrots that have grown together.

There they go... carroting again!
I want to carrot you!
I feel like carroting.
Let's carrot!

Carroting by Hippygoth November 15, 2012

Peace And Carrots 

A phrase typically used to indicate a 'see you later' towards somebody. This comes from the leaving phrase of 'peace' to add a punny side towards a farewell.

'Peace and carrots' most resembles 'peas and carrots' from a dinnerside setting being almost homophones.

A: "I gotta go, I'll see you later"
B: "Alright, peace and carrots"

Peace And Carrots by hulby47 October 16, 2011