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When a chick takes her fingers (or dildo etc) and shoves it up her pussy producing the same effect as sex
Man, look at that chick shoving herself....

man: what were you doing last night?
woman: i was shoving myself
shoving by Ryder_69 January 11, 2006

shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.
Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

Shoving Brown 

To have anal sex with someone when they have not emptied their rectum.
I was trying anal sex with my girlfriend and found myself shoving brown!
Shoving Brown by A Bastard July 20, 2006

Shoving Wesley into the airlock. 

Picard wriggled his eyebrows at Beverly and winked. "I'm shoving Wesley into the airlock." Beverly winked back, " Make sure you push him all the way inside this time."

Shoving at DQ 

This is one of very few activities to do in Cokato (see Cokato). All of the people who Shove at DQ know perfectly well what they’re getting themselves into. Most often, you will find Bangers Shoving and a select few will even let you bum their heem. It is widely known as the top rated tourist attraction of this beautiful city.
Guy: Wanna go do something?

Girl: Like what?
Guy: Let’s go Do some Shoving at DQ since there’s nothing else to do!
Girl: Don’t forget your heem!
Shoving at DQ by Boyzoffall June 27, 2019

shoving a copy of halo 2 multiplayer map pack up my bussy 

if you don't understand what the hell this is, you might be so retarded you considered doing this.
"i want to start shoving a copy of halo 2 multiplayer map pack up my bussy with you"
"hell no"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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