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When a chick takes her fingers (or dildo etc) and shoves it up her pussy producing the same effect as sex
Man, look at that chick shoving herself....

man: what were you doing last night?
woman: i was shoving myself
shoving by Ryder_69 January 11, 2006

shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.
Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

Shoving Brown 

To have anal sex with someone when they have not emptied their rectum.
I was trying anal sex with my girlfriend and found myself shoving brown!
Shoving Brown by A Bastard July 20, 2006

Shoving Wesley into the airlock. 

Sticking your knob inside a tight hole.
Picard wriggled his eyebrows at Beverly and winked. "I'm shoving Wesley into the airlock." Beverly winked back, " Make sure you push him all the way inside this time."

Shoving at DQ 

This is one of very few activities to do in Cokato (see Cokato). All of the people who Shove at DQ know perfectly well what they’re getting themselves into. Most often, you will find Bangers Shoving and a select few will even let you bum their heem. It is widely known as the top rated tourist attraction of this beautiful city.
Guy: Wanna go do something?

Girl: Like what?
Guy: Let’s go Do some Shoving at DQ since there’s nothing else to do!
Girl: Don’t forget your heem!
Shoving at DQ by Boyzoffall June 27, 2019

shoving a copy of halo 2 multiplayer map pack up my bussy 

if you don't understand what the hell this is, you might be so retarded you considered doing this.
"i want to start shoving a copy of halo 2 multiplayer map pack up my bussy with you"
"hell no"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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