carputer 

An installed automotive modification for any automobile that replaces the radio (din) area of the dash with a screen hooked to a modified computer (either pc or mac) for playing audio, video using internet, and GPS systems or wardriving.

My carputer runs a gps unit, bluetooth cellpone adaptor and my Sirius radio, all from an old windows laptop under the passanger seat.

carputer by willm. December 14, 2008

Craputer

N. A crappy computer

My craputer keeps crashing!

Craputer by dangerburger January 18, 2008

carcuterie

Charcuterie that is prepared and/or eaten inside of an automobile.

They were getting a little tipsy from wine tasting all day and decided to have some carcuterie before travelling to the next vineyard.

carcuterie by @banastas December 17, 2011

Carpeter 

1) a person who puts in carpet and does not build houses

Hey I really need a carpenter to put this carpet in, should I ask Dave?

Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter

Carpeter by mytwentycats August 29, 2017

Craputer

A desktop or a laptop that has the misfortune to have ads, spyware, nag screens and the like preinstalled by some OEMs

"Wait a second! Popup ads for their partner ISP? I can't use my own ISP? I have to register before I use it? Oh man! It's a craputer!"

Craputer by masterjamie December 15, 2008

corputer 

corporeal computer, an electronic prosthetic device that through many interconnected microchips and artificial neurons has become a part of human body.

In the future, computers will be transformed into corputers and become integrated with human bodies.

corputer by Mike November 17, 2010

Carzutero/a 

A lesser-known Uruguayan slang term. Someone who interrupts conversations or pleasant silences in order to either shift the conversation to him or herself or to throw off the conversation entirely. Carzuteros/as typically have one or two ways of butting into conversations.

Masculine: Carzutero

Feminine: Carzutera
The action: Carzutría
Plural: Carzuteros, Carzuteras

"He keeps butting into our deep conversation about religion to talk about his new job!"

"¡Ay! What a carzutero/a!"

Carzutero/a by Raúlcito December 28, 2016