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A rich mans dick.He thinks its lined with Gold.
I gonna put my carrott in the rabbits hole.dickcockmeat hook
carrott by joe daman August 28, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
a orange vegetable thrown at a nasty hoe who got cheated on.
Girl: “bitch i just threw that at her”
Another girl: “what?”
Girl: “a carrott”
Carrott by ava609 March 29, 2020
I dont carrott at all.
Carrott by Kemmm August 16, 2021

cuffing the carrott 

Wanking, tossing, or spanking the monkey.
Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.

Garrot the Carrott

A non-illegal non-imigrant war veteran involved in the chaos of WWIII. An underappreciated hero.
"That Garrot the Carrott is such a cool non-imigrant veteran."

Carlotta 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet,she is kind and actually gives two shits for that one guy.She is the best girl to go out with.Carlottas usually have pretty eyes and are extremely funny and sarcastic.If you ever get a Carlotta,Never and I mean NEVER let her go!đź’–
Guy 1:Who is that cute chic?
Guy 2:That's Carlotta,she's beautiful isn't she?
Guy 1:Oh hell ya!!
Carlotta by CandyGurl._ May 29, 2016

kakka carrot cake 

A real super sand legend.

Parody of Goku (Kakarot) in OneyNG's version of DBZ, Dragonzball P.
Kakka Carrot Cake: I'm Kakka Carrot Cake!!

Freezy Pop: ....

Kakka Carrot Cake: I am real super sand!

Freezy Pop: BAH!! Super pooper scoopers are just legend!!

Kakka Carrot Cake: You'll see Freezy Pop, I'm stronger than an ant, if an ant was.... THIS BIG!!
kakka carrot cake by bored9999 December 3, 2013
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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