carrottop

Very unfunny prop comic who hawks 1-800-CALLATT; looks like a woman on the TV.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

carrottop

(verb) To fart so powerfully and repulsively that you are propelled into the air.

That was f***ing disgusting. Did you see Phil carrottop yesterday? He should not have eaten those burritos.

by Kbucks March 30, 2008

carrottop

A joke that sounds funny in your head, but the rest of the world doesn't think so.

"I'm sorry. That was a total carrottop. I thought it would be funny, but then after saying it realized it wasn't even close."

by Cannus December 20, 2008

carrottop

a stupid redhead that sells a phone
number

by fairy girl March 17, 2003

cuffing the carrott

Wanking, tossing, or spanking the monkey.

Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.

by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS November 4, 2013

Carrot Top

1. A person with red hair. See Also: red head

2. Scott Thompson, a widely known mediocre comic that is extremely obnoxious. See Also: Gilbert Gottfried

Oh crap, is Carrot Top on television AGAIN!?!

by sixgunsamurai August 21, 2003

Carrot Top

Someone who has orange hair, creates the term '40 for a half.' and dislikes meal vouchers to give as gifts .. like to pretend they are loaded but proper skint. Is a mummies boy through and through and crys many times when his mum doesn't give him a kiss and cuddle before bedtime. Also likes to disrespect woman and has a dick like a frankfurter.

Have you heard about the new ginger guy...
Carrot top

by Marmite332 November 25, 2022