carke 

A Chinese pronounciation of the word cock.

How do you say I need cock in Chinese?
Wo xu yao carke.

carke by Maik Hawk October 17, 2005

Carc (Cark, Carke) 

A derogatory slur against caucasian (typically heterosexual) males, originating from the Caucasus mountains meaning an overall bad person with "a penis so miniscule as to make a man unable to satisfy woman of any weight"

It has also been thought the word is derived from the french carcasse used when referring to early 1800s sick and dying Americans near Canada's border.

straight caucasian male: that guy is a fucking Carc (Cark, Carke).
bi non-caucasian female: yeah def a Carc.
straight caucasian male: Woah! you can't say that!

Carc (Cark, Carke) by Adelaide Phd February 19, 2024

Icing the chocolate cake 

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.

The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.

Icing the chocolate cake by DuffRD September 29, 2010

Cat Cake 

When you take a Sh*t and it is composed of over 20% hair.

Bro i was taking a dump i looked and it was a cat cake, wtf did i eat

Cat Cake by Mr. bubbles614 January 7, 2009

Piece of cake(Mak) 

This is the signature move of John Mak. Everytime he gives us tons of homework, he says piece of cake to make us feel worse. People who don't know what this means might get confused, for they might think John Mak is giving out cakes.

Student A: Today no homework?
John Mak: Today's homework is Chapter 1 Q10-30.

Student B, C, D, E, F, G, H: WHAT?!?
John Mak: Piece of cake.

Piece of cake(Mak)

Piece of cake(Mak) by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020

San Francisco Sheet Cake 

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

San Francisco Sheet Cake by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

cake butler

derived from snack dad, a cake butler is a parent who dispenses sweets to their children on demand, offering no resistance. A cake butler is said to be incapable of standing up for themselves, and is synonymous with pushover or spineless.

Johnny is a real yes man. He plays cake butler to everyone who asks something of him.

cake butler by GhostOfRedditPast December 5, 2019