carkesian

The location of your missing car keys.

I can't find my car keys. I wonder what the carkesian coordinates are today?

by MrChug March 26, 2008

yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping

Yugoslavic Cartesian Bitmapping is a computer science term for a branch of mathematics that does not exist yet. When new hires ask what types of math they should look up, a common joke would be to say "Yugoslavic Cartesian Bitmapping."

bro I just had sex with your girl.
Dude no brove it prosef
I can show you show with yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping

by blove208 July 23, 2018

Steamy Cartesian

The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).

Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!

by Rusty Manhammer July 6, 2017

Cartesian Plane

The act of 4 penises being arranged while touching all perpendicular to the next; all tips meeting at the origin (0,0)

Me and my 3 other homies got bored, and decided to get a cartesian plane going

by msmsiwodjf April 4, 2022

carcasian

Any white car.

This model of Volkswagon comes in silver, red, and carcasian.

by beachmom37 July 23, 2011

carnelian

A semiprecious stone often used in jewelry. Ranges in colors from yellow to yellow-red and shades of brown.

Did you see that honking carnelian necklace that she had on? Yes, it looked like it could stop a bullet!

by thatshit December 9, 2013

Cawkasian

A person that possesses pure retardedness and truly lack common scence

Jerry is so Cawkasian, he started to talk to me about Szechuan sauce and then thought that a he was cool because he wore a shark shirt. Wadda faggot

by Suppa hot fire696969 May 30, 2018