carkesian 

The location of your missing car keys.

I can't find my car keys. I wonder what the carkesian coordinates are today?

carkesian by MrChug March 26, 2008

yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping 

Yugoslavic Cartesian Bitmapping is a computer science term for a branch of mathematics that does not exist yet. When new hires ask what types of math they should look up, a common joke would be to say "Yugoslavic Cartesian Bitmapping."

bro I just had sex with your girl.
Dude no brove it prosef
I can show you show with yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping

yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping by blove208 July 23, 2018

Steamy Cartesian 

The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).

Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!

Steamy Cartesian by Rusty Manhammer July 6, 2017

Cartesian Plane

The act of 4 penises being arranged while touching all perpendicular to the next; all tips meeting at the origin (0,0)

Me and my 3 other homies got bored, and decided to get a cartesian plane going

Cartesian Plane by msmsiwodjf April 4, 2022

carcasian 

Any white car.

This model of Volkswagon comes in silver, red, and carcasian.

carcasian by beachmom37 July 23, 2011

carnelian

A semiprecious stone often used in jewelry. Ranges in colors from yellow to yellow-red and shades of brown.

Did you see that honking carnelian necklace that she had on? Yes, it looked like it could stop a bullet!

carnelian by thatshit December 9, 2013

Cawkasian

A person that possesses pure retardedness and truly lack common scence

Jerry is so Cawkasian, he started to talk to me about Szechuan sauce and then thought that a he was cool because he wore a shark shirt. Wadda faggot

Cawkasian by Suppa hot fire696969 May 30, 2018