cardangle 

The act of fellating a goose whilst riding either a) a mechanised bucking bronco, b) an old fashioned carousel at a fairground, or c) the number 82 bus in any municipal region.

Often leads to severe cramp and social exclusion on the part of the cardangler.

Person 1: "What the hell is Tom doing?!"
Person 2: "Oh shit! He's doing the cardangle!"

cardangle by Goose9988 November 16, 2012

Clamdangle

Oversized vagina lips

Damn i was eating out that bitch last night and her clamdangle got all caught up in my beard

Clamdangle by dogtoucher.com November 28, 2010

Cardhandler 

A person of ill-repute or worthy of suspicion

Guzik probably stole your wallet, he's a real cardhandler.

Cardhandler by bloomberg August 25, 2014

carnagle 

To weasle sumptin' outta nuttin'

Man, that bizatch just carnagled my toaster strudel.

carnagle by Patrick Thompson February 11, 2005

Alabama Crabdangle 

A mythical sexual position made famous by Tim Meadow's character Leon Phelps in the SNL skit, The Laidies Man. The position is where the male stands over the female who is laying on her back with her hips and pelvis arched into the air. The male then holds his erection straight down while standing in an wide-legged open stance, only bending at the kness while thrusting into the female's vagina.

"If some bustop skank is lucky, I may even spring the "Alabama Crabdangle" on her..."

Alabama Crabdangle by Crabdangler February 22, 2010

Cardage

To play card games such as Yu-Gi-Oh or WOW.

Lad 1: Wanna play Yu-Gi-Oh?
Lad 2: Yes, lets give it the Cardage.

Cardage by Sangajin March 10, 2008

Crangle 

Tangled beyond all hope. A combination of the words crazy and tangle.

“Hey, I thought you were hooking up your PS4” “I gave up, the wires are totally crangled”

Crangle by Efrom203 October 26, 2018