Skip to main content
when you stick your ass over the toilet and wiggle it to get the little peice that usually your 69 partner finds when your ass is in there face
Jack: Sally, before we 69 go canjangle so we can avoid what happened last time
Words you can keep

Conjangle 

1. To put together or build quickly, shabbily
messed up, confused, kind of like fubar
2. To mix, organize or blend something
I wanted to clean up the computer wires in the office but they were all conjangled.

The night before the report was due, Rachel conjangled a 1-page essay.
Conjangle by Jen Eric1 November 11, 2012

ranjangled 

The state of complete inebriation to the point that English becomes your second language.
How drunk do you intend to get? I plan on getting ranjangled.
ranjangled by iamaspastic November 24, 2014

Contangled 

When you or something is tangled and you are confused to how you can untangle yourself. Generally used whilst sailing.
"are you ready to tack?" " no I'm so contangled!"
Contangled by Geoffrey158 March 2, 2016

conjungled 

messed up, confused, kind of like fubar
"youre making things way more conjungled than they need to be"
conjungled by bikibikiplateconoe April 24, 2010

Cajingled 

1. Noun. An abnormally crooked penis that resembles a boomerang.

2. Verb. The action of smothering someone or something with your balls.
Ex. Yeah dude, I totally cajingled her last night.
Cajingled by ILoveElephants November 28, 2011

manjangled 

When, at a party or dance, a random male comes up and dances very close to, or grinds on you. This is used more when the person that received the random dance is also a man.
Male A: Oh shit dude, I just got manjangled!
Male B: Yeah, I saw that. You get his number?
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next