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bardangled

stupid
unintelligent
ignorant
dense
brainless
mindless
foolish
dull-witted
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slow-witted
witless
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dunce-like
simple-minded
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crazy
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pig-ignorant
bovine
slow on the uptake
soft in the head
brain-dead
boneheaded
lamebrained
thickheaded
chuckleheaded
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wooden
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fat-headed
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daft
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not the full shilling
thick as two short planks
silly
scatterbrained
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nonsensical
senseless
irresponsible
unthinking
ill-advised
ill-considered
inept
damfool
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mad
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cracked
half-baked
cock-eyed
hare-brained
nutty
derpy
cuckoo
loony
loopy
zany
screwy
off one's head
off one's trolley
out to lunch
potty
dotty
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gormless
glaikit
vulgar slangdumb-ass
half-assed
That man is bardangled
bardangled by Melonhealthymelons December 7, 2021
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bajangled 

the act of getting a genital piercing.
I was so drunk last night that I bajangled myself.
bajangled by bajingled September 29, 2010

bandangler 

a bandangler is your cock....penis...
my bandangler is hanging to the left
bandangler by guch May 22, 2005

Badangle 

To show one up really badly. To badangle someone.
"Dude, you just got badangled!"
or
"Hey guys, you all just got badangled!"
Badangle by Thereyougo. October 25, 2009

Berdangled 

Crazy, delirious, cant be bothered, insane, mentally dysfuntional.
"oh man im soo tired from studying last night"
"Yeah man, im berdangled"
Berdangled by malazo November 7, 2011

bajangled 

To be, or have been, intoxicated. Originally comes from Mr. Bo-Jangles.
"last night I was so bajangled, I passed out in the middle of the street"; "PrimeTime was so bajangled after beer bonging a sparkx"
bajangled by PrimeTime August 23, 2004

berangled 

A variation of bedraggled, meaning worn-out, ugly, old, stringy.
Person 1: Hey look at that jacket.
Person2: That berangled old thing.
berangled by puff_queen_13 April 5, 2009
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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