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American carnage
A post-truth term intended to scare impressionable adults and small children who are not in possession of the facts.
American carnage by CNY liberal January 20, 2017
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Cardage • carnage • carbage • Carmageddon • cardae • carnagerp • carnageval • Cartagena • Carage • caragen
cardateer
When going dutch, taking all of the cash left by others (including generous tips) and then paying off the entire bill leaving a much smaller tip than the cash payers left.
Marg ordered a $10 meal with four friends who all throw cash on the table (including generous tips since they didn't have change)
Marg grabs the $55 her friend threw in, and the check totalling $50 tab. Marg says, "the service was terrible I think the server only deserves a 10% tip". After paying $55 for the whole tab, Marg has successfully cardateered herself a free meal.
Marg grabs the $55 her friend threw in, and the check totalling $50 tab. Marg says, "the service was terrible I think the server only deserves a 10% tip". After paying $55 for the whole tab, Marg has successfully cardateered herself a free meal.
cardateer by MacroSlopp April 17, 2010
Epping carnage poo
The official name for the London party borough of Epping, so named because the nightlife there is so wild that even the most reluctant of participants will inevitably lose their shit as the night progresses
'Jesus Christ almighty, what the fuck happened last night? Looks like the Epping carnage poo struck again because I've not only got memory loss but I also appear to have shat the bed. I say shat but it could be Nutella. (sniffs brown stain in question). Nope, it's definitely shit.'
Epping carnage poo by Anonymous submissions January 7, 2017
Senor Cardgage
Ultra cool dude with a wicked combover who smells like pea soup and likes to speak in catch phrases that are almost one word and not quite another.
Senor Cardgage, suspicously coming out of the bushes: "Oh, excardon me."
Homestar, passing by: "I don't know what that means . . . and you still smell like pea soup!"
Homestar, passing by: "I don't know what that means . . . and you still smell like pea soup!"
Senor Cardgage by enormus October 10, 2006
carmageddon 2
A great game made by "SCI games" and "Stainless software LTD" where the aim of the game is...
1) To race around a track against over cars (killing people is helpful as it gives you more time to race) or...
2) To destroy all apposeing cars and not "waste" yourself.
carmageddon 2 isnt the best game of all time but pretty damn good!
1) To race around a track against over cars (killing people is helpful as it gives you more time to race) or...
2) To destroy all apposeing cars and not "waste" yourself.
carmageddon 2 isnt the best game of all time but pretty damn good!
Eagle 3: Ohh your screwd Kutter!
Kutter: Ohh cock!
*Kutter gets wasted*
Eagle 3: W00T!
Hawk 3: I shall kill you!
*....Hawk 3 gets wasted*
I love carmageddon 2!
Kutter: Ohh cock!
*Kutter gets wasted*
Eagle 3: W00T!
Hawk 3: I shall kill you!
*....Hawk 3 gets wasted*
I love carmageddon 2!
carmageddon 2 by shaun gardner August 23, 2006
Just Carnage
World renowned streamer currently in sick kids battling pneumonia and obesity. He is the next successor to the dictator of DPRK Kim Jong Un.
Other alias: LTK Cxrnage, Chemical Games, Ttv.JustCarnage_, Chinkfred and Monfre.
His current fans are know as the carnagers. He is married to his partner for life Jerry.
He enjoys Johnny Test porn and teen titans porn, specifically with his younger brother Steven.
He holds the record for largest KFC order, tylenol consumption with side of cheetos.
He is battling many metal abilities including Autism, ADD, Down syndrome. He is also a devout Christian and is currently one of the richest men in the world and resorts to only using PayPal.
Largest cumload belongs to CxRaNgE twice the size of s blue wale (about 7 ml).
He also holds the current record for the largest breasts know to mankind;102ZZZ.
Other alias: LTK Cxrnage, Chemical Games, Ttv.JustCarnage_, Chinkfred and Monfre.
His current fans are know as the carnagers. He is married to his partner for life Jerry.
He enjoys Johnny Test porn and teen titans porn, specifically with his younger brother Steven.
He holds the record for largest KFC order, tylenol consumption with side of cheetos.
He is battling many metal abilities including Autism, ADD, Down syndrome. He is also a devout Christian and is currently one of the richest men in the world and resorts to only using PayPal.
Largest cumload belongs to CxRaNgE twice the size of s blue wale (about 7 ml).
He also holds the current record for the largest breasts know to mankind;102ZZZ.
Just Carnage by Nuterd wale January 14, 2019
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