Clamdangle

Oversized vagina lips

Damn i was eating out that bitch last night and her clamdangle got all caught up in my beard

by dogtoucher.com November 28, 2010

Alabama Crabdangle

A mythical sexual position made famous by Tim Meadow's character Leon Phelps in the SNL skit, The Laidies Man. The position is where the male stands over the female who is laying on her back with her hips and pelvis arched into the air. The male then holds his erection straight down while standing in an wide-legged open stance, only bending at the kness while thrusting into the female's vagina.

"If some bustop skank is lucky, I may even spring the "Alabama Crabdangle" on her..."

by Crabdangler February 22, 2010

Alabama Crabdangle

The act of standing above someone, while shaping your hands like a crabs claws, and repeatedly "tea bagging" the target with your anus and anything else dangling down there, while simultaniously opening and closing your "claws".

Man last night I found out two things that I had never known before.
1) What it's like to receive an Alabama Crabdangle.
2) That I liked it.

by evilninjamonkey December 15, 2008

Clamingle

A dating site for people who love clamming and/or clams (or for clams themselves).

I met my hubby on Clamingle, and we love going to the shore together every Sunday.

by Clam Jumper June 26, 2016

cumdangle

1. A bit of cum hanging out of a person's mouth after oral sex.

2. Another substance that looks like cum hanging out of a persons mouth.

1. That was amazing! Oh you've got a cumdangle! Let me get that for ya! *wipe wipe*

2. HAHA Jeff! There's a whip-cream cumdangle on your lips!!

by HowdyX3 July 22, 2009

Clamdabble

Cunnilingus. Originally coined by christwire.org

Lesbians like to keep their hair short so they can clamdabble without their hair getting in the way

by Areku420 July 13, 2011

cardangle

The act of fellating a goose whilst riding either a) a mechanised bucking bronco, b) an old fashioned carousel at a fairground, or c) the number 82 bus in any municipal region.

Often leads to severe cramp and social exclusion on the part of the cardangler.

Person 1: "What the hell is Tom doing?!"
Person 2: "Oh shit! He's doing the cardangle!"

by Goose9988 November 16, 2012