carbonoid 

The stuff in chocolate that makes yellow labrador retrievers yellow.

Bobo (yellow lab): Hey dad, if you don't give me that chocolate RIGHT now, I'm going to turn gray tonight from carbonoid deficiency!

Dad: Too bad. Chocolate is not for dogs.

Bobo: I'M NOT A DOG!

carbonoid by Bobotheniceyellow September 5, 2011

Carbonite Filter 

Carbon/carbonite filters are used for all sorts of purification. Lately, carbonite filters have been used on bongs. The smoke goes through the carbonite rock, removing carcinogens and other toxins, but not removing the THC. This means you won't cough as much. Regular carbon filters are replaced, while the built in Carbonite brand ones can be cleaned and maintained. It doesn't magically make more THC in your smoke, like the other definition suggests.

Stoner 1: Dude, I love this carbonite filter. It's better than my old ROOR ash catcher!
Stoner 2: Yeah man, just keep it clean.

Carbonite Filter by glass420lover May 7, 2011

Carbonize 

To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.

We've been carbonizing tobacco all night.
Lets carbonize this shit.

Carbonize by Adeptus Carbonarum January 22, 2009

Carbonicci 

The great mathematician behind the sequence: 2, 19, 38, 53, 106, 1007.

Guy 1: What comes after 53 in the Carbonicci sequence?
Guy 2: 106.

Carbonicci by Carbonicci January 1, 2014

Cronoid 

A person controlled by his parents and molded into what they want him to be.

Man, Jack sure is a cronoid.

Cronoid by ultimatehotdog February 6, 2009

Carbocide 

To eat many fatty high-carb foods when depressed.

Lutz- What are you doing?
Bruno- I'm committing carbocide!

Carbocide by Jay Hook July 12, 2009

carboonis 

a chocolate shake with lots of whip cream on top

"i love your carboonis"
"why thank you i use lots of cream"

carboonis by mad dawg/ricardo/teabaggin June 25, 2005