Carbonado 

A tiny hicktown in Washington State at the base of Mount Rainier with a population of 700.

The only store there is inside the bar and all the kids that come out of that school either become geniuses or dropouts. Nothin in between.

“CC is going to Stanford and DD dropped out of high school. Man, I can’t believe it. They used to be best friends.”
“I can. They both went to Carbonado.”

Carbonado by TR123 December 14, 2018

Carbona Not Glue 

A song that caused my name on this site, dude.

Carbona not glue, 1,2,3,4

Carbona Not Glue by Carbona Ramone April 21, 2021

Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.

Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.

Fecal Carbonation by theaman97 November 25, 2013

Carbondale Cougar 

A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.

Watercooler discussion at work:

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."

Carbondale Cougar by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009

Carbonation Heart 

When one chugs a carbonated drink to fast thus causing pain in the chest.

Matt: Ah dude! I drank my soda to fast and now I got bad carbonation heart.
Alex: Dude that sucks!

Carbonation Heart by IcePhreak October 22, 2014

carbona 

"Carbona" Noun: A household cleaning agent popularized by the Ramones that it can be used for huffing in the song "Carbona Not Glue". Huffing is the reason many people are so stupid. Dont Huff. The company sued the Ramones for use of their name, ironically they are now a very small company and almost totally obsolete.

"I ran out of carbona and mom threw out the spraypaint"

carbona by Greeen May 11, 2006

carbonated poop water 

a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke

Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."

carbonated poop water by viitxrr May 29, 2020