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cannonize 

the use of water cannon against people, usually in order to disband riotous crowds - or peaceful political demonstrations
It looked like a harmless bit of student civil disobedience, but some overzealous crowd controller gave the order to cannonize them.

carreonize 

an act of filing a complaint against everyone on the Internet and thinking they can get away with it.

taken from Charles Carreon, the infamous internet lawyer who filed a suit against The Oatmeal, IndieGoGo, the American Cancer Society, and the National Wildlife Fund.
John thought it would be good to carreonize Allan because he was called a douchebag on bash.org
carreonize by starvngartst June 23, 2012

Coronize 

Coronize: (verb) /ˈkɒrənʌɪz/

An infected individual with COVID 19 who willingly and intentionally spreads the virus to the community by contaminating public facilities such as, shopping carts, elevators, ATMs, door handles and etc.
Dude, Look at that man! He's probably trying to coronize that shopping cart!
Coronize by A.M.M.S March 23, 2020

Carbonite Filter 

Carbon/carbonite filters are used for all sorts of purification. Lately, carbonite filters have been used on bongs. The smoke goes through the carbonite rock, removing carcinogens and other toxins, but not removing the THC. This means you won't cough as much. Regular carbon filters are replaced, while the built in Carbonite brand ones can be cleaned and maintained. It doesn't magically make more THC in your smoke, like the other definition suggests.
Stoner 1: Dude, I love this carbonite filter. It's better than my old ROOR ash catcher!
Stoner 2: Yeah man, just keep it clean.

Carbonicci 

The great mathematician behind the sequence: 2, 19, 38, 53, 106, 1007.
Guy 1: What comes after 53 in the Carbonicci sequence?
Guy 2: 106.
Carbonicci by Carbonicci January 1, 2014

carbonated poop water 

a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke
Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."