caranoid

Paranoid but correct

She was completely caranoid about the fact that Jim was following her.

They were caranoid that their emails were being monitored at work.

by Chloeoc August 17, 2008

Carinoid

When a person becomes paranoid about a car behind them who has been following them for some time.

That cars been behind me so long i'm getting carinoid.

by Flemballunited March 22, 2010

Caranoing

For an older man to look at a young girl with sexual desire.

Drew: Hey Mike, are you caranoing?
Mike: Hells yeah.
Drew: YOU COULD LITERALLY HAVE GRANDCHILDREN HER AGE!!!

by QuotingAD May 8, 2014

Caranoed

To screw up a great opportunity by doing something overtly stupid or awful, resulting in a downgrade to all future opportunities and your social/industry stature.

I really Caranoed that social media post about trans people and now the only people who will hire me are Nazi clowns.

by MeGeepers August 27, 2022

Caranoia

The constant fear that your crappy car is going to break down again and leave you stranded.

Greg lives in a state of caranoia. He won't drive anywhere because he's afraid his car is going to break down again.

by SchwagMd May 22, 2011

coranoid

To be in a constant state of obsessive anxiety caused by the prevailing coronavirus.

I'd rather be coranoid than be a covidiot.
Watching that covidiot blow out his birthday is making me more coranoid.

by aysha_ahmed November 20, 2020