carbodoyde

A Vagina with massive amounts of hair.

Kendra has a carbodoyde.

carbodoyde by Courtney & Tisha August 23, 2006

Carbodosed 

Ingesting such a large quantity of carbohydrates that could lead to a form of carbohydrate overdose. (v)

My slob of a brother passed out on the couch yesterday after he carbodosed on 4 boxes of oreos.

Carbodosed by Fa6etious January 8, 2012