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CARBONI - Carb-oni = Carbohydrate Demon

Carb
A carbohydrate is an DUMB organic compound.
Carbohydrates are NOT ESSENTIAL nutrients in humans.

ONI
Devil / Demon
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George: Oscar, how have you become such a fat ass?

Oscar: I am a Carboni

Or:
Pizza is my Carboni
by difdiffer February 04, 2010
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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Someone who's family came from Italy, they are of royalty and tend to keep slaves to help there ever growing army
Wow, look at that Carboni
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